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How is the MFPer above going to die?
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »His clock finally ran out ...
I read that too fast, and missed the 'l'
Cheering for the away team at a soccer match0 -
Crotch rot...0
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Fell in love with ExLax.. sh1t to death0
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I accidently hit him with a marble statue 60 times0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »I accidently hit him with a marble statue 60 times
lmao that will do it
Bear hugs...from me0 -
Under me with a smile on his face0
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On top me.. also smiling
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At the hands of a crazy neglected friend most probably :b0
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Alone surrounded by cats.0
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Bird flu0
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Attacked by a pack of wolves0
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Was waiting patiently for a good shot but unfortunately he was attacked by wolves0
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A psychopath saw him at the supermaket..followed him home thought he looked delicious..broke into his house and cooked himself a little chad stew ..0
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Advanced sadness.0
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Just faded into oblivion0
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Aboriginal curse...had the bone pointed at him ..0
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His bone fell off 0
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Chads bone lodged in her throat0
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A victim of chads bone0
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Was killed by an angry mob when she got on a podium and started telling them how depression isn't a real disease at a "help me" seminar.0
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sunn_lighter wrote: »[note to any worried mfp friends I'm totally pretty ok I even had a therapy appt today just a brutally dark joke]
carry on
You are totally pretty!
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Spontaneous combustion..only a foot and 3 fingers found0
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