How is the MFPer above going to die?

RunTimer · January 2016

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

His clock finally ran out ...

I read that too fast, and missed the 'l'

Cheering for the away team at a soccer match

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

Crotch rot...

_Sparky_ · January 2016

Fell in love with ExLax.. sh1t to death

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

I accidently hit him with a marble statue 60 times

_Sparky_ · January 2016

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

I accidently hit him with a marble statue 60 times

lmao that will do it

Bear hugs...from me

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

Under me with a smile on his face

_Sparky_ · January 2016

On top me.. also smiling

Unknown · January 2016

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Sadlyinwar · January 2016

At the hands of a crazy neglected friend most probably :b

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy · January 2016

Alone surrounded by cats.

A_Patient_Wolf · January 2016

Bird flu

JSurita3 · January 2016

Attacked by a pack of wolves

FabulousFantasticFifty · January 2016

Was waiting patiently for a good shot but unfortunately he was attacked by wolves

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

A psychopath saw him at the supermaket..followed him home thought he looked delicious..broke into his house and cooked himself a little chad stew ..

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

csbnga wrote: »

Partook in the chad stew and choked on a chad bone

Roflmao....

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Staked over an ants nest....covered in honey..
Bear got him and ants finished him off

Unknown · February 2016

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Hey_Its_That_One_Guy · February 2016

Advanced sadness.

slimgirljo15 · February 2016

Just faded into oblivion

slimgirljo15 · February 2016

Aboriginal curse...had the bone pointed at him ..

Unknown · February 2016

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slimgirljo15 · February 2016

His bone fell off

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy · February 2016

Chads bone lodged in her throat

slimgirljo15 · February 2016

A victim of chads bone

Unknown · February 2016

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Hey_Its_That_One_Guy · February 2016

Was killed by an angry mob when she got on a podium and started telling them how depression isn't a real disease at a "help me" seminar.

Unknown · February 2016

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Unknown · February 2016

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Hey_Its_That_One_Guy · February 2016

sunn_lighter wrote: »

[note to any worried mfp friends I'm totally pretty ok I even had a therapy appt today just a brutally dark joke]

carry on

You are totally pretty!

It's also going to be the death of you when a jealous lady throws acid in your face!

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slimgirljo15 · February 2016

Spontaneous combustion..only a foot and 3 fingers found

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