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How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    tried to run over @JSurita3 , who smiled and blinded @slimgirljo15 , who then swerved into lake
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Went for a run in central park...all the best butts were jogging that day..in excitement he followed every young lass watching those booty's jiggle...
    Round and round the park he went..butts ..wiggle..jiggle ..he kept murmuring..till finally he collapsed ..his heart couldn't take it.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Her bootay jiggled and wiggled while teasing the fellas until one day it wiggled right off!
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    Her eardrum burst at a Minnie Riperton concert and died from the infection...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Hairdryer fell in the tub...ziiiiiitt
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    Although she knew how to hold 'em, she knew how to fold 'em, she even knew how to walk away but she never learned how to run. So when they caught her, they cut off her fingers as she bled to death over a gambling debt...

  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Walking home from the shops with a loaf of fresh bread she was attacked by a flock of starving pigeons...ewww..not pretty what they did
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    Trapped inside a chrome wheeled, fuel-injected vehicle at a parking lot at Wendy's, she failed to get out while she was young and died of old age...
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    sunn_lighter wrote: »
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings wrote: »
    Jeopardy brawl with Alex Trebek because she would answer only in the form of a Haiku...

    self-inflicted shotgun wound

    Sniped by Tom Grant for conspiring with Michelle Harrison in a murder back in 94...
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Got infected after clipping those dirty wings!
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    edited February 2016
    Fulfilling her childhood dream of wanting to fly and doing things her way, she practices her trapeze routine for the upcoming summer circus event on June 18, she falls into the safety net only to have her whole body mauled by the lion that Peter could never quite tame...
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    verbosity: stoned by angry voters during a long-winded speech
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Was murdered by two tiny tots because he forbade their Love!
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    Heatexhaustioninavandownbytheriver
  • camdoyle8906
    camdoyle8906 Posts: 19 Member
    Snake bite!!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    A Vampire's Kiss!
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    Roller-skating accident involving a key...(footage below)
    http://youtu.be/p02DgHeGdyI
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    was talking on his cell phone while pumping gas
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Hit his cowbell too hard and it kicked back and severed his jugular!
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    tied ribbons in her hair tooooo tight..died from massive headache
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Shoplifting laxatives and was put in a choke hold by the Walmart security, accidentally killing him.
  • jo_madre
    jo_madre Posts: 875 Member
    inhalation of noxious fumes from mixing bleach with ammonia.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    On a nice summer day, he fell asleep at the wheel of his riding lawnmower and rode it right over a cliff!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Psychopath buried her in the lawn with her head sticking out and ran over her ...gruesome
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    That author that she held captive while she tried to make him write a new novel gets loose from his bonds and strings her up from a tree in her front yard, then lights her on fire and does a dance around her. :(
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She gets the Lethal Injection for Killing Slim!
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    She gets in a drunken altercation with a bunch of other passengers on a flight to Bora Bora, and in the scuffle, the door opens and she falls out. But before she does, she manages to grab to other suckers to go with her.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She was one of those Suckers! Luckily she broke my fall but didnt live to know that!
  • jo_madre
    jo_madre Posts: 875 Member
    Electrocution while using the "deep massager" she bought on the internet.

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