How is the MFPer above going to die?

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DiviturLabimur

forgets her glasses and walks off a cliff

jennifer_417

Smile at a cute girl in a bar...who's boyfriend is a gang member.

DiviturLabimur

picking up a hitchhiker who turned out to be a serial killer

slimgirljo15

Hit by a bus ..

HappilyDistracted

Singing and dancing in the rain.... On the freeway

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suzreen

Eaten by giant singing cockroaches in Madagascar.

GDLAZ

Crushed by a stampede at the Starbucks.

hueritahsarinana

Beatles obesssion

Muzak1

Coughed during a sword swallowing exhibition.

synchkat

not 100% sure but it will involve a razor and a close shave

Muzak1

Plane crash

JSurita3

Poisoned by a jealous lover

Muzak1

When a tornado hit her home

slimgirljo15

Mafia hit

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

Dressed as Princess Leia at a Star Trek convention, she was brutally beaten with pocket protectors by a mob of 40 year old Trekkies...

slimgirljo15

Auto erotica ...just had to try for that extra minute

GDLAZ

Wrestled one too many crocodiles.

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

Tragic extreme square-dancing accident...

RunTimer

shipwrecked, eaten by cannibals

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

Train wreck in London, beaten by the Fine Young Cannibals...

slimgirljo15

Pill OD

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

Jeopardy brawl with Alex Trebek because she would answer only in the form of a Haiku...

slimgirljo15

The dirty wings he/ she tried to clip belonged to an eagle..got pecked to death

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JSurita3

Choked on a grape...very large one

RunTimer

choked on .....nevermnd

JSurita3

Got runned over by a bicyclist while jogging in Central Park

slimgirljo15

Tried and convicted of deliberately running down a runner in central park..state fried her