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How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • tomy2tone01
    tomy2tone01 Posts: 982 Member
    Looking in the mirror and Said mirror mirror on the wall. Who is the sexiest of all? The mirror said you. And whomever mounted the mirror did it incorrectly and it fell off the wall. She died
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Aww :* ..
    Did a flying leap onto our bed...bounced..fell onto the floor and hit his head...
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Took off too much weight
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Ate a bad sausage.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Liked sausage too much! Her heart couldn't take it! :lol:
  • Muzak1
    Muzak1 Posts: 599 Member
    Erotica
    I never sausage a thing.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Well, that monster under the bed finally got him one night when he failed to do all the rituals to keep it away. Very sad...
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    edited January 2016
    She was holding a Seance one night and was taken over by a spirit who then committed suicide!
    AGAIN!!!
  • Muzak1
    Muzak1 Posts: 599 Member
    Wandered off a trail on an exotic island and was eaten in a cannibalistic ritual.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    One night while she was carrying moonbeams home in a jar. She felt especially wild and crazy, so she decided to swing on a star. A comet came and blasted her, and while she didn't exactly die, she WAS turned into a mule.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    The fleas of a thousand camels infested her arm pits..scratched herself to death
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    edited January 2016
    She was kicked in the head by a Mule after she called it an *kitten*! :lol:
  • Muzak1
    Muzak1 Posts: 599 Member
    Slipped while touring the indoor pool at the Hearst castle, hit her head on the concrete and fell into the pool and drowned. The next tour found her.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Drive by
  • Forestgirly
    Forestgirly Posts: 2,700 Member
    She dies in her sleep
  • Thisnameischosen
    Thisnameischosen Posts: 2,770 Member
    Deadly nightshade used as lipstick.. She got lost in the woods but wanted to look glamorous.. Fatal mistake.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Peeping in a window..lost her balance and fell off ladder
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Went to preschool to pick his 5 year old up..somehow the class were given red cordial..the 5 year olds went mad and tore him to bits
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Tried to help an old lady across the road..she didn't want his help so beat him to death with her cane..
  • cmDaffy
    cmDaffy Posts: 6,991 Member
    He wanted to show me his skills juggling chain saws, his last works were, "Watch this!" I couldn't watch!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited January 2016
    ^^yayy my fantasy death.. ;)

    He saw Jo's death and was so turned on by the heaving pile of man flesh..next football game he couldnt help but try it himself....same result ..pancake chad

  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Took up jogging ..a hot honey jogged passed him..mesmerised by her booty ..he followed her around the park....he died exhausted ..
  • Thisnameischosen
    Thisnameischosen Posts: 2,770 Member
    Lack of sleep
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  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    set down her glasses while at the Coffee Shop Post, mistakenly picked up someone else's Google goggles didn't realize her mistake until she walked out into street (following directions to a medicinal marijuana growth lab)....hit by car
  • cmDaffy
    cmDaffy Posts: 6,991 Member
    He slipped and fell while running with the bulls in Pamplona.
  • Thisnameischosen
    Thisnameischosen Posts: 2,770 Member
    Sacrificed
  • ImALiar_AndAThief
    ImALiar_AndAThief Posts: 44 Member
    Smuggling VCRs, landline phones, fax machines, Polaroid cameras, pagers and road maps out of Tulsa, she died in a knife fight against the Socials. Her last words something about doing it for Danielson?
  • JackKopCh
    JackKopCh Posts: 8,042 Member
    Crashing while taking selfie in car
  • ImALiar_AndAThief
    ImALiar_AndAThief Posts: 44 Member
    After retiring from 33 years of impeccable service at the local lamp shade store, he volunteered late nights cleaning up bits of watermelon off the GE building floors. Unfortunately, he was knocked down by a loose, rabid stupid dog named Trix and died instantly as his head hit the floor...

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