How is the MFPer above going to die?
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caught in the crossfire..trying to break up an MFP argument0
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sunn_lighter wrote: »someone got really mad when he forgot the exclamation point in "Wham!"
In the finals of a charity dance competition, she Macarena'd when she should have Lambada'd. With her head hung low and soaked in shame after receiving the 2nd place trophy, she stumbles clumsily to the ground as the trophy enters her right eye. 4 weeks after the eye operation, she dies from an infection...0 -
pulled the covers over his head in fright after hearing a noise in the house and ended up giving himself a LETHAL dutch oven0
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autoerotic asphyxiation0
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went to a Phantom of the Opera themed party that got a little too kinky0
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taking a selfie while driving.0
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While at a Donald Trump rally, Trump's hair-parasite saw him as a viable new host and jumped ship. Unfortunately it landed on his face instead of his head, and he was suffocated.0
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Mel Gibson was waiting in the back seat of his car after the Golden Globes!
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After receiving her diploma from telepathy school in the mail, she suffers a paper cut on her left ring finger. She rushes to the bathroom, applies rubbing alcohol, Neosporin, and puts a bandaid on it securely. Later that night, she dies quietly in her sleep due to lack of blood circulation...0
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Infected paper cut.0
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While reprising the role of Donna Martin at a play in the local theatre for senior citizens, her counter-part (Ray Pruit) pushes her down the stairs a little too hard. She dies from blood trauma to the head...
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sunn_lighter wrote: »tenniseddie wrote: »After receiving her diploma from telepathy school in the mail, she suffers a paper cut on her left ring finger. She rushes to the bathroom, applies rubbing alcohol, Neosporin, and puts a bandaid on it securely. Later that night, she dies quietly in her sleep due to lack of blood circulation...
are you sure she didn't die from intense pain when she put rubbing alcohol on that paper cut?
Sorry, I forgot to mention that:
BECAUSE of the intense pain from the rubbing alcohol, she took methadone rendering her unconcious thus leading her to die in her sleep...0 -
sunn_lighter wrote: »
They probably thought you were referring to the Astrology sign. Some people can be very sensitive about that...
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Getting in a fight with whoever reported her0
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While reading "The Lizard King" to the children at the FDDC (Family Dollar Day Care), she inadvertently gets her thumb jammed in one of the
doors. Later that evening, she was found in her bathtub with high levels of lead in her system suggesting she died from lead poisoning...
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Going against the Sons0
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While eating breakfast at the prestigious Hughes Country Club, she orders another cup of coffee. Not realizing it's scalding hot, she drinks the coffee, jumps out of her chair knocking the e cigarette out of her friend's hand into her own mouth. She dies from battery ingestion...
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tried to jump the tennis net..miscalculated0
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drops his shirt and gets mobbed by all the crazy women0
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During a game of rock paper scissors0
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