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peanut butter spread on swiss cheese I salt my chocolate ice cream and chocolate milk

IC: I often think I am smarter than most people. Truth is, either I am brilliant, or most people are complete dolts.

My boss does not pay me to drink a gallon a day. I would spend allllllllll day in the loo.

Google scooby calculator, input your info, and read all the things. It is a very informative source.

Abs are built in the kitchen. Something needs tweaked in your diet. Usual culprits seem to be carbs and sugar.

My ring is tattooed on so all problems solved. I never lose it, it doesn't create a new callous, I don't swell into it once a month, no one ever questions my marital status...it's the perfect wedding ring. :)

It's a dash.

My brain can't get past the fat lose... *loss. And none of that garbage is legit. Need protein? Eat food. Want to lose weight? Eat less and better quality food while moving more. #NotRocketScience

And you are also setting yourself up for failure. As said above, unless you are morbidly obese & under strict doctors observation, this is simply not based in reality. Add that with the fact that our metabolisms slow after our 30s, and you have an impossible task.

It comes from a cactus and has no seeds, so I am going with vegetable.

I have a friend who puts so many lemons in her diet coke, there is almost no room for the soda. I have another who puts so much pepper in her ketchup for her fries, it turns black. I sneeze just watching her do it. I like to stir the crunchy, tiny fries into my frosty, or smear the frosty onto my chicken sandwich.…

Do you take other measurements than just weight? You may be losing inches. Get a tape measure and a body fat caliper and measure allthethings. I went through a period where I didn't lose a pound for almost 6 months, but I was losing inches everywhere. It helped keep me on track having more things I was measuring, because…

THIS IS THE BEST THREAD EVER.

LMAO without even looking I know you are a fellow ginger. See through skin!! Nurses NEVER have a problem finding our veins though.

I just think 'oh, he's wearing a shirt', and move on with my day. I'm no prize in the pool either, so no judgement from me for sure.

Sarcastic Southerner of Scottish descent who is the queen of all things Geek here. Add me, don't add me, I'm just happy it's Friday.

Completely unrelated, but I just wanted to shout out to the person who knows curry is not a spice. The lady at my local Indian restaurant educated me that it is a method of cooking, like when we throw a bunch of stuff in the crock pot. It makes her laugh every time she sees curry powder for sale. Bless you for knowing that.

Most Southerners can't spell that well. SC is at the bottom of the ranking for education, after all. Because it pooches out over the top of your pants. (Man, I am probably going to catch some crap for that LOL)

LOL yup, we call it a pooch here in the Southern US. I call it "the kids", because they are the primary reason I have it. I BLAME THEM. :D

YYYAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A pound of feathers weighs the same as a pound of bricks. However, guess which will hurt more when I throw it at your head because it is more dense. Makes me nuts.

Burger buns. 300-400 calories on average. Also a super easy way to cut 3-400 calories from your day.

Chocolate milk is never bad. To believe so would undo the universe.

My apologies than, I apparently misread your intent.

It's less the words, and more the attitude. The ones who know it all and are never wrong, even when presented with peer reviewed medical journals that prove them wrong. You can be very knowledgeable, but still not know everything. You should always be open to learning new things, at the very least listening to a person's…

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I am on another planet apparently, because if you read back, I am she who initially pointed out the irony.

Wait...I feel like I said exactly that...

Hello Irony, how good to see you. Those same supplements that generally speaking have no scientific evidence, clinical trials, or basis in verifiable facts? I can't roll my eyes back in my head far enough.

This wins the thread.

You are growing a human. Perhaps focus less on the calorie goal and more on the quality of foods.