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I feel like this joke flew way above my head.
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Press the blue plus sign then tap the purple scale and log your weight. Ta da!
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Retin a and tanning lotions helped a lot with the appearance of my stretch marks. I know those aren't the products you're asking about but I thought it'd help.
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Not going to lie. My goal is to be naked and comfortable all 2017. Ahhhh I've got my priorities in order.
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There's a reason why all the catfish use this guy. He's beautiful! ...ill see my shameless self out.
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I'm a grunter. I check myself out in the mirrors after a good workout. I unintentionally give bitchy looks to strangers.
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@SxcLadybugz I've always thought that lady bugs had a certain type of sex appeal to them.
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Used it on my legs once and got a bad chemical burn. I can't imagine what happened to his nether regions.
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Hey Abi! Welcome welcome! Have you set out a plan for your nutrition and fitness yet? Good luck love!
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My trainer used to try to make jokes when I first started out. He always got a *kitten* you very much and a bitchy glare. Like no I don't want to laugh while trying to do these evil burpees.
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Congrats on starting your journey! I hope you have the determination to stick it through to the end! Good luck love! By the way you're absolutely gaaaaaawgus! Any guy would be lucky to have you as his arm candy! <3
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@japohl24 just wondering if you've ever heard of tinder? There are loadssss of "special" guys on there. Also craigslist. Craigslist is full of em!
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Oh my God it took me a while to realize her name was Myra Perez and not my rape rez... What's 9310 OP?
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Party at the taco stand? I'll bring the tequila!
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Hey Daniella! Don't start again continue where you left off and push yourself to the finish line! We've got similar goals. I'll send you a request and a message. Have fun with it girl and don't give up. We've got this! ;)
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SIR YES SIR! Ahah I'm literally on my way to the gym! I'll even add some weight training to those two miles. B)
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I used to be smaller and athletic. Then one day running up stairs got me so winded I had to go stand in a corner cause I didn't want anyone to hear me breathing so heavily. Plus (TMI) I found some old nudes and had a moment of "woah I used to be hot".
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@Tomk652015 :D ahah I'll be the devil to your angel! I love getting tough love/support I'm just too tender hearted to give it out.
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Hey Ash! I've been there. You're tired today but tomorrow there'll be an excuse. No one else but you can truly hold you accountable and keep you on track. If you want it you're going to have to fight a battle within yourself to get it. What helps me stay on track is finding motivation through others and myself. Setting…
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I prep my lunch and dinners. Nothing fancy. Steamed veg and some sort of baked protein. Takes me about an hour to prep and cook for three days worth of food. Why is exercise an issue?
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I have a weird habit of snacking on ice or frozen grapes... Anyway! Yogurt and popcorn has become my best friend! Or you could try dehydrating your own fruit in your oven. I hear it's healthier than the store bought options.
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Currently watching Deadman Wonderland again. I'd recommend "Monster" if you're into thrillers but it's very long and somewhat drawn out. Steins Gate is also a great thriller.
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It'd be hilarious if she ends up seeing this another year late.
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Welcome to mfp mate!
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Hey hey! I'm Aie, I'm a bit of a old timer here and I'm happy to encourage you guys. Good luck loves!
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Don't set yourself up for failure, 20 kg within 3 months is way too aggressive. Allow the mfp app to calculate an appropriate time frame for that much weight.
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I used to work at old navy. Two of my male coworkers would constantly stroll into my section and cut some seriously deadly farts during slow hours because it was a "funny way to pass time". It was a tiny town so it was a constant occurrence. :/
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I just don't get how you guys don't feel like utter *kitten* eating just 1200 cals. I'd be biting everyone's head off. Good luck though
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Oi vey! Guess I'm using it to stare at @_A_Real_Mouthful default picture now. O.o
