BrSpiritus Member

Bought a 5.5lb boston butt for $5.30, normally $22.

I spent alot years of abuse at the hand of my stepfather, psychological, physical and... other. I lost my first fiancee to a drunk driver 3 weeks before my marriage. There were otherthings as well but to hit reset? Never. There were good memories as well and ultimately I wouldn't be the person I am today if I had not gone…

When I walk into my apartment and it smells of pipe tobacco and murphy's soap. The smell of coffee roasting breezing through the windows (Maxwell House Plant downtown)

Yeah I was going to reply to someone earlier but then I realized it wasn't who I thought it was and oh gosh I have a headache

So you're not getting enough beaver?

.22LR they make great target practice

Bare floor? Swiffer maybe?

I'm a classic overeater, supersize mcdo, half a pizza, you get the picture. On June 3rd I was 396 and I said enough! I came up with a meal plan that was simple, nutritious, filling and works for me and stuck with it. I slowly started working exercise into my daily routine. At first I could barely do 3 minutes of aerobic…

I spent a couple of years and alot of money on eharmony only to be matched with a bunch of woman that were no match at all because they straight up lied on their profiles. I don't care how many points of compatibility there are, if one or both people are lying the system doesn't work. I gave up after 2 years and made a go…

What if my name is Richard? Then I can't help it.

Well i never go full potato because then the Keto nerds start crapping kittens.

How to up my smartass game to the level of @LMNOP55

I'm unfamiliar with this friend thing. All I have are cats and as long as I don't sit on them they don't care.

Law of displacement, I'm so big the water has to get out to make room.

These were in all the parks in Baltimore when I was growing up. Had to wait forever for the water to gurgle up but it was cold and refreshing.

Exactly! Everything in moderation and less calories in than out and you lose weight, it's simple.

Why does everyone feel the need to take my comments, twist them around and then misinterpret what I said? Do I think you can LOSE WEIGHT eating 4 egg mc muffins per day? Yes, provided 1200cal/day is less than what you need to eat per day. Now do I think it's healthy? Not at all but this is where the last sentence of my…

Carbs Without Contentment

If you do CICO properly then there is no such thing as a cheat meal/day because you eat what you want when you want. Everything in moderation.

She's dead now so I guess I'm stuck playing with my wookie

I would just like to get into a pool without the water getting out...

I look at myself nude and and wonder if Han Solo has paid his debt to me yet...

They use a tabo, a communal bucket of water with a little hand bucket. You pour some water on your backside then use your hand to clean yourself. Oh did I mention most cr's don't have hot water or soap at the sink? It's no wonder theres so many billboards advertising immodium.

I fart alot more than I used to

"Bring your own toilet paper"... anytime I had to take a *kitten* in the Philippines

Calesa, its a horse drawn carriage in the Philippines but sounds great for a love song band. Rugby Boys, another Filipino thing, great for a rock band Dirty Ice Cream, Filipino ice cream made from carabao milk (water buffalo)

You want an unpopular opinion? God punishes those who cheat far more severely than secular authorities, there you go, woo me all you want.

Ignore those 2, they got into the catnip. To answer your question, the app is a huge turd. It routinely plays with your friends list, foods, lets you only log one exercise a day. Use the website, it's so much better.

Last time I stayed there I took a blacklight to my room and it lit up like a nighttime rave at Burning Man