Replies
-
The ability that when my wife speaks & suddenly asks me if I heard her I suddenly repeat everything she said word for word!!!!
-
Good call buddy ....The safe with the door in the back .....Nice thinking 😁
-
"How to get woman back to Venus" ....It's an amazing ,eye opening book
-
A beer
-
Being Alive ....Sounds cheesy ....But u sometimes hit rough patches in life & ya just don't wanna go on
-
Watching her sleep *goes through purse* She looks like an Angel *takes a $20* So peaceful *takes gum* ....Just so Heavenly ......
-
"Seriously ....If u had a chance to sleep with one my girlfriend's ,who would it be? ....I'm serious ..I won't get mad" 🙄
-
Wow!!!!!! So blown away .....Thank U *& I didn't even have to pay her to say it this time* Everyone adores u & I agree this is a nice little escape & u have a great sense of humor *thanks to me* So glad I made the list & extremely honored 😁
-
*invites her into his hotel room* I just wanna show u someone ....😈
-
Omg Topless!!!!!! Ok took a closer look ...*pulls pants back up* I apologise for the mess
-
So lucky to have me compliment him
-
Yes he's fantasized so many times about me (it's actually akward now)
-
Yes!!!! Look at her amazing, mind-blowing face & smile 😁
-
Kiss on the hand like a princess & I'm her Knight,but then I akwardly ask if I can use her bathroom cuz it was a long ride & my horse bounces alot 😁
-
I definitely would *Orders book off Amazon* 😁
-
Honey I'm ready to give u ur massage ,Oh ur still on MFP? Ok I'll wait 😁
-
Why is my heart racing?!!!! 😘😘😘😘😘😘
-
All the way .........All the way to "Target" to get u a shirt Mr! *covers u up*
-
Ummmm Maybe *gets down on one knee & hands her freshly picked flowers*Only if she allows me,cuz I'm a gentleman 😁
-
Ummmm Shirt on Sir
-
I can't,I'm kind of booked
-
Yes he told me he loves to watch "Dora the Explorer"
-
Yes for such a long *kitten* time 😁
-
I think she woube Excellent & bringing me Lobster
-
Awesome
-
Yes *lights candles & plays 'Shallow' "Come her often?"😘
-
Yes Exactly
-
(Omg .....Why the hell didn't I think of this???🤔)
-
"I was young & I needed the money!!!"😫
-
Here ya go *hands fake money*
