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The ability that when my wife speaks & suddenly asks me if I heard her I suddenly repeat everything she said word for word!!!!
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Good call buddy ....The safe with the door in the back .....Nice thinking 😁
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"How to get woman back to Venus" ....It's an amazing ,eye opening book
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A beer
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Being Alive ....Sounds cheesy ....But u sometimes hit rough patches in life & ya just don't wanna go on
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Watching her sleep *goes through purse* She looks like an Angel *takes a $20* So peaceful *takes gum* ....Just so Heavenly ......
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"Seriously ....If u had a chance to sleep with one my girlfriend's ,who would it be? ....I'm serious ..I won't get mad" 🙄
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Wow!!!!!! So blown away .....Thank U *& I didn't even have to pay her to say it this time* Everyone adores u & I agree this is a nice little escape & u have a great sense of humor *thanks to me* So glad I made the list & extremely honored 😁
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*invites her into his hotel room* I just wanna show u someone ....😈
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Omg Topless!!!!!! Ok took a closer look ...*pulls pants back up* I apologise for the mess
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So lucky to have me compliment him
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Yes he's fantasized so many times about me (it's actually akward now)
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Yes!!!! Look at her amazing, mind-blowing face & smile 😁
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Kiss on the hand like a princess & I'm her Knight,but then I akwardly ask if I can use her bathroom cuz it was a long ride & my horse bounces alot 😁
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I definitely would *Orders book off Amazon* 😁
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Honey I'm ready to give u ur massage ,Oh ur still on MFP? Ok I'll wait 😁
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Why is my heart racing?!!!! 😘😘😘😘😘😘
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All the way .........All the way to "Target" to get u a shirt Mr! *covers u up*
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Ummmm Maybe *gets down on one knee & hands her freshly picked flowers*Only if she allows me,cuz I'm a gentleman 😁
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Ummmm Shirt on Sir
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I can't,I'm kind of booked
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Yes he told me he loves to watch "Dora the Explorer"
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Yes for such a long *kitten* time 😁
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I think she woube Excellent & bringing me Lobster
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Awesome
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Yes *lights candles & plays 'Shallow' "Come her often?"😘
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Yes Exactly
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(Omg .....Why the hell didn't I think of this???🤔)
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"I was young & I needed the money!!!"😫
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Here ya go *hands fake money*
