The Bad Advice Thread
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While at work every 15 minutes 7AM-9AM, go in the kitchen and empty the coffee pot in the sink. Your colleagues will appreciate the good humor.0
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if she tries to steal one of your shirts just tell her "no you'll stretch the neck hole out"3
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"Seriously ....If u had a chance to sleep with one my girlfriend's ,who would it be? ....I'm serious ..I won't get mad" 🙄4
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Tell her you think you're in love with her on your second date. She will be so enamored by your vulnerability and overjoyed to have finally found someone who truly sees and appreciates her on all levels, she won't ever let you go. Trust me on this.3
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Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »Tell her you think you're in love with her on your second date. She will be so enamored by your vulnerability and overjoyed to have finally found someone who truly sees and appreciates her on all levels, she won't ever let you go. Trust me on this.
Ppff... I usually don't make it past the second text 🤷🏽♂️...
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not sure what to say to her?
just talk about the weather2 -
"chill, she's just a friend" is the single truest statement a man will ever make3
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sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
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if she starts asking too many questions about who you are talking to just start talking about how nothing really matters anyways bc we are all stardust in the infinite landscape of time5
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sweet_ermengarde wrote: »if she starts asking too many questions about who you are talking to just start talking about how nothing really matters anyways bc we are all stardust in the infinite landscape of time
Are you trying to sink my battle ship or what? 😬
I was nice to you... 😂1 -
Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »if she starts asking too many questions about who you are talking to just start talking about how nothing really matters anyways bc we are all stardust in the infinite landscape of time
Are you trying to sink my battle ship or what? 😬
I was nice to you... 😂
oh no i’m sorry! 💛 i was more replying to other comments above1 -
sweet_ermengarde wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »if she starts asking too many questions about who you are talking to just start talking about how nothing really matters anyways bc we are all stardust in the infinite landscape of time
Are you trying to sink my battle ship or what? 😬
I was nice to you... 😂
oh no i’m sorry! 💛 i was more replying to other comments above
I... I was kidding 😬...2 -
Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »if she starts asking too many questions about who you are talking to just start talking about how nothing really matters anyways bc we are all stardust in the infinite landscape of time
Are you trying to sink my battle ship or what? 😬
I was nice to you... 😂
oh no i’m sorry! 💛 i was more replying to other comments above
I... I was kidding 😬...
no worries, i usually got no idea what’s going on and even more lately stepping on everyone’s toes accidental like wearing a mask wrong and replying to wrong thread and it’s all a mess4 -
sweet_ermengarde wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »if she starts asking too many questions about who you are talking to just start talking about how nothing really matters anyways bc we are all stardust in the infinite landscape of time
Are you trying to sink my battle ship or what? 😬
I was nice to you... 😂
oh no i’m sorry! 💛 i was more replying to other comments above
I... I was kidding 😬...
no worries, i usually got no idea what’s going on and even more lately stepping on everyone’s toes accidental like wearing a mask wrong and replying to wrong thread and it’s all a mess
😂... Don't ever change 💕2 -
nothing whatsoever wrong with letting a pan soak in the sink for a couple/3/4/8 days before you give it a good scrubbin5
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sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
its better to stick those in the dishwasher for minimum 18 days2 -
sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
its better to stick those in the dishwasher for minimum 18 days
“hi and welcome back to my YouTube channel on cast iron cooking. today i’m show you how to bury the body of the person who put your cast iron in the damn dishwasher”4 -
sweet_ermengarde wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
its better to stick those in the dishwasher for minimum 18 days
“hi and welcome back to my YouTube channel on cast iron cooking. today i’m show you how to bury the body of the person who put your cast iron in the damn dishwasher”
see the best part about putting things in the dishwasher is you don't really have to take them out until you're ready to use them. you can just like, keep them in there, and run them through multiple times as you load other stuff in there. its the perfect staging area.
plus it helps them get that extra sparkle of cleanliness3 -
sweet_ermengarde wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
its better to stick those in the dishwasher for minimum 18 days
“hi and welcome back to my YouTube channel on cast iron cooking. today i’m show you how to bury the body of the person who put your cast iron in the damn dishwasher”
I totally get this. I was just thinking how I think my cast iron pan is finally properly seasoned. I’ve had it over 10 years. If someone wrecks that seasoning on it?😭😭😡😡😵🔫4 -
sweet_ermengarde wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
its better to stick those in the dishwasher for minimum 18 days
“hi and welcome back to my YouTube channel on cast iron cooking. today i’m show you how to bury the body of the person who put your cast iron in the damn dishwasher”
I totally get this. I was just thinking how I think my cast iron pan is finally properly seasoned. I’ve had it over 10 years. If someone wrecks that seasoning on it?😭😭😡😡😵🔫
i don't think its that big a deal tbh. like if you cook up some eggs in it, then just fill it up with water and let it sit in the sink for a day or so it'll eventually get cleaned out on its own somehow. its like the invisible hand of god at work i like to think.5 -
sweet_ermengarde wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
its better to stick those in the dishwasher for minimum 18 days
“hi and welcome back to my YouTube channel on cast iron cooking. today i’m show you how to bury the body of the person who put your cast iron in the damn dishwasher”
I totally get this. I was just thinking how I think my cast iron pan is finally properly seasoned. I’ve had it over 10 years. If someone wrecks that seasoning on it?😭😭😡😡😵🔫
i don't think its that big a deal tbh. like if you cook up some eggs in it, then just fill it up with water and let it sit in the sink for a day or so it'll eventually get cleaned out on its own somehow. its like the invisible hand of god at work i like to think.
I rebuke thee satan.4 -
on your first date, say things like, "I'm so proud of you."0
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need to open up an amazon box or something and it's taped down ultra strong?
go get those fabric scissors out of her crafts box.
they're sharper than all the rest and they'll cut faster.4 -
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if he really loved u he wouldn’t care if u put back his tools in the right spot after u borrowed them ♥️4
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sweet_ermengarde wrote: »if he really loved u he wouldn’t care if u put back his tools in the right spot after u borrowed them ♥️
He'd probably like to play a game too, like you hide them when he's working on something and you can play "hot or cold" while he tries to find them, 'cause quality time with you is more important than anything else!6 -
sweet_ermengarde wrote: »if he really loved u he wouldn’t care if u put back his tools in the right spot after u borrowed them ♥️
He'd probably like to play a game too, like you hide them when he's working on something and you can play "hot or cold" while he tries to find them, 'cause quality time with you is more important than anything else!
if my daddy issues taught me anything, its that i’m supposed to hold a flashlight and get yelled at when he’s working3
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