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1337 innernets troll posted "super funny" quip about transgender people, got over 9000 laughs, had to edit the post to something innocuous to get wimminz to stop throwing panties at him.

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I'm waiting for the double post of the weather thread to respond.

How about "teh wimminz"?

Don't feel bad. I knew what I meant by the acronym and even I got confused as I was typing it because I've always seen it as something else. *nods*

10/10 would spot

It's a well known fact that women are nice guy ATM's. You put nice guy in, and the ATM is required to allow you to withdraw whatever it is you requested, and then credit your account accordingly. Sorry bro. Maybe speak to the gym management about getting their ATM's serviced?

What does that even mean? Clearly she's But more importantly, she has boobs.

I kind of wonder if all these sabotaging spouses are off somewhere else online writing about how their spouses are sabotaging their efforts to maintain a lifestyle they're satisfied with?

Yall are giving off a real Rachel and Ross kinda vibe. I keep wondering if you're going to get together.

Oh sure, the gym, windy days, stirring mac and cheese too quickly...All that stuff is like Spanish fly.

Well I didn't know if you wanted to get into the bedroom stuff just yet....I was saving that one to add some spice after I got the ONS on lock. *nods*

See a woman like you deserves so much better. For you I'd be all like, "Hey baby, at the end of the day why don't you sit in the comfy chair and let me bring you a ginger ale and a Redbook while I make dinner followed by doin them sexy dishes!" And don't you settle for anything less, sugarbum!

Well of course it's not going to work if he says it like that. "Dang ma! Lemme ride that donkey!" <--that's the kind of icebreaker that gets results.

Escloflowne backwards spells Amy Schumer

Seriously! She made her profile picture that once, and the next day I was head-deep innem bushes outside her house.

All lies. Talked to the guy once online. ONCE! And now I wake up every day to find leftover bowls of poutine laying all over my house. *whispers* he's Canadian in case all the whining didn't clue you in. He's like a cheese curd addicted, night stalking, flamboyant ninja.

Don't let him lie to you! He'll tell you he doesn't have any condoms, but I know for a fact that he always keeps 3 or 4 in his purse.

There's always the next family reunion!

It was fine until you brought in the livestock.

Speaking of creepy. I took this one out for sushi and strong drink and she wanted me to go for a walk in a cemetery with her. I would have if she hadn't called me fat. Let that be a lesson kids. Some creepers just want to see a grown man cry like a baby. *nods*

Ya ever be taking a shower and suddenly you just get that creepy feeling that you're not alone in the room anymore? Then from out of no where, strange hands reach around you and start doing stuff, and then you start to think that maybe you're not even alone in the shower either, and that maybe you'd better investigate just…

Watch out ladies. This guy is always prowling for someone new to bagn.

I'd rather be a red shirt in the Star Trek universe than a Jedi in the other!