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Creepiest MFPers?!?

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  • Posts: 4,553 Member

    It's always the woman's fault. She shouldn't txt so provocatively.

    I've got so much to learn.
  • Posts: 4,553 Member

    About to post a naked selfie. Let's see if the number goes up?

    Oh. I was about to send a FR, but I like more of a challenge. ;)

  • Posts: 2,477 Member

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    About to post a naked selfie. Let's see if the number goes up?

    Now I feel special :smile:
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    KrazyDaizy wrote: »
    It is me. I'm the creepiest.

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    Ya ever be taking a shower and suddenly you just get that creepy feeling that you're not alone in the room anymore? Then from out of no where, strange hands reach around you and start doing stuff, and then you start to think that maybe you're not even alone in the shower either, and that maybe you'd better investigate just a soon as everything is all finished up in the shower? Well that's the story of how I met KrazyDaizy, the most kindest, creepiest stalker I've ever had. I would also say "softest hands" but that honor belongs to Escloflowne, sorry KD.

    It always warms the cockles of my heart when she sends me a box full of doll heads with a crudely scrawled note that says "SOMEDAY I WILL HAVE YOU YOU! GIVE ME BABIES OR DIE! Love, KrazyDaizy xoxo"
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  • Posts: 2,477 Member
    I don't have any friend requests :neutral: now one wants to creep on this creeper bht4oob4g6s3.png
  • Posts: 172 Member
    I've pretty much internet stalked all the ladies that have posted to this thread, I don't think that is creepy, more just knowing my options if my girlfriend gets boring and I want to trade up.

    FYI it's amazing how well google image search works for getting your full names if you post the same picture here as your Facebook!!

    I.C.E. Cream Official Tester
    IKEA Professional Put Together-er
    Kickboxing Class Attender
    Period Enthusiast
    Been in fitness for about 2 years and have studied kitty-gif-ology, nutrition and Dinosaurs

    Can confirm. This creep asked for my phone number as well.
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    KrazyDaizy wrote: »
    It is me. I'm the creepiest.

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    SalemDaizy is the embodiment of creepy AF.

    (I still want to take her to the beach, where we can eat pizza and shotgun margarita shooters.)
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    NotShena wrote: »

    Can confirm. This creep asked for my phone number as well.

    Speaking of creepy. I took this one out for sushi and strong drink and she wanted me to go for a walk in a cemetery with her. I would have if she hadn't called me fat.

    Let that be a lesson kids. Some creepers just want to see a grown man cry like a baby. *nods*
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    guys that ask for phone numbers = trouble
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    Speaking of creepy. I took this one out for sushi and strong drink and she wanted me to go for a walk in a cemetery with her. I would have if she hadn't called me fat.

    Let that be a lesson kids. Some creepers just want to see a grown man cry like a baby. *nods*

    I'm just thankful now that I didn't get pregnant when you hugged me.
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    Ya ever be taking a shower and suddenly you just get that creepy feeling that you're not alone in the room anymore? Then from out of no where, strange hands reach around you and start doing stuff, and then you start to think that maybe you're not even alone in the shower either, and that maybe you'd better investigate just a soon as everything is all finished up in the shower? Well that's the story of how I met KrazyDaizy, the most kindest, creepiest stalker I've ever had. I would also say "softest hands" but that honor belongs to Escloflowne, sorry KD.

    It always warms the cockles of my heart when she sends me a box full of doll heads with a crudely scrawled note that says "SOMEDAY I WILL HAVE YOU YOU! GIVE ME BABIES OR DIE! Love, KrazyDaizy xoxo"

    You act like the shower thing is weird.
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    SalemDaizy is the embodiment of creepy AF.

    (I still want to take her to the beach, where we can eat pizza and shotgun margarita shooters.)
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    I recently had a guy on here who didn't have a profile picture. We chatted for a bit and had a decent conversation, but when I asked for a picture (because he asked for more of me) he had to email it to me. Just got some weird vibes. Just put up a damn profile picture.
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    Run_Fit wrote: »

    Good luck with that, bud.

    His wife is a sparkling conversationalist. But she does get a little creepy from time to time.
  • Posts: 4,553 Member

    That's why I just stick to kik

    How you doin'?
  • Posts: 158 Member
    KrazyDaizy wrote: »

    You act like the shower thing is weird.
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    It was fine until you brought in the livestock.
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    NotShena wrote: »

    I'm just thankful now that I didn't get pregnant when you hugged me.

    There's always the next family reunion!
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  • Posts: 2,724 Member
    edited January 2017

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    About to post a naked selfie. Let's see if the number goes up?

    So, does this naked selfie include the kitten? Shaved or regular?

    ^^I like to keep my creepy on the outside...
  • Posts: 267 Member
    We are 4 pages into a Creepiest MFPers thread and my name is nowhere to be found? Have I really slipped this much?
  • Posts: 4,553 Member
    OH please. It aint creepy till pudding is involved somehow.

    I usually start with pudding. It's helps to weed out the faint at heart.
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