Creepiest MFPers?!?

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  • _MotherSuperior_
    _MotherSuperior_ Posts: 158 Member
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    KrazyDaizy wrote: »
    GleisnerBot wrote: »

    Ya ever be taking a shower and suddenly you just get that creepy feeling that you're not alone in the room anymore? Then from out of no where, strange hands reach around you and start doing stuff, and then you start to think that maybe you're not even alone in the shower either, and that maybe you'd better investigate just a soon as everything is all finished up in the shower? Well that's the story of how I met KrazyDaizy, the most kindest, creepiest stalker I've ever had. I would also say "softest hands" but that honor belongs to Escloflowne, sorry KD.

    It always warms the cockles of my heart when she sends me a box full of doll heads with a crudely scrawled note that says "SOMEDAY I WILL HAVE YOU YOU! GIVE ME BABIES OR DIE! Love, KrazyDaizy xoxo"

    You act like the shower thing is weird.
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    It was fine until you brought in the livestock.
  • _MotherSuperior_
    _MotherSuperior_ Posts: 158 Member
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    NotShena wrote: »
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    NotShena wrote: »
    Escloflowne wrote: »
    I've pretty much internet stalked all the ladies that have posted to this thread, I don't think that is creepy, more just knowing my options if my girlfriend gets boring and I want to trade up.

    FYI it's amazing how well google image search works for getting your full names if you post the same picture here as your Facebook!!

    I.C.E. Cream Official Tester
    IKEA Professional Put Together-er
    Kickboxing Class Attender
    Period Enthusiast
    Been in fitness for about 2 years and have studied kitty-gif-ology, nutrition and Dinosaurs

    Can confirm. This creep asked for my phone number as well.

    Speaking of creepy. I took this one out for sushi and strong drink and she wanted me to go for a walk in a cemetery with her. I would have if she hadn't called me fat.

    Let that be a lesson kids. Some creepers just want to see a grown man cry like a baby. *nods*

    I'm just thankful now that I didn't get pregnant when you hugged me.

    There's always the next family reunion!
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  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,723 Member
    edited January 2017
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    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    Speaking of which, I just got a FR from a guy barely wearing a towel.

    They're watching!

    Did you accept? Well? Did ya? Huh?

    *readies FR depending on answer*

    I never accept friend requests

    They pile up in the queue like all the men trying to see @littlemissbgiff 's kitten.

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    About to post a naked selfie. Let's see if the number goes up?

    So, does this naked selfie include the kitten? Shaved or regular?

    ^^I like to keep my creepy on the outside...
  • bob108819
    bob108819 Posts: 267 Member
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    We are 4 pages into a Creepiest MFPers thread and my name is nowhere to be found? Have I really slipped this much?
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    OH please. It aint creepy till pudding is involved somehow.

    I usually start with pudding. It's helps to weed out the faint at heart.
  • thedcubed1
    thedcubed1 Posts: 7,209 Member
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  • thedcubed1
    thedcubed1 Posts: 7,209 Member
    edited January 2017
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    happilymegan wrote: »
    I have the creepiest MFP catfish-ish story for you! I'm just going to have a coffee first this requires mental energy to relive!

    Hey hey I said I was sorry and you said you weren't going to say anything!!!
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    Speaking of which, I just got a FR from a guy barely wearing a towel.

    They're watching!

    Did you accept? Well? Did ya? Huh?

    *readies FR depending on answer*

    I never accept friend requests

    They pile up in the queue like all the men trying to see @littlemissbgiff 's kitten.

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    About to post a naked selfie. Let's see if the number goes up?

    you should shave your mfp crush's name in your whohaw region and post it for us all to see. That wouldn't be creepy AT ALL.

    I save that for my PMs. That way they all feel special.

    It made me feel special.

    It's only special if she can fit first, middle and last name.

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