Creepiest MFPers?!?

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  • JLAJ81
    JLAJ81 Posts: 2,477 Member
    edited January 2017
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    I've pretty much internet stalked all the ladies that have posted to this thread, I don't think that is creepy, more just knowing my options if my girlfriend gets boring and I want to trade up.

    FYI it's amazing how well google image search works for getting your full names if you post the same picture here as your Facebook!!

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    I just took the time to read your credentials and I think I'm in love!

    So umm...do we bang now or later?

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    Yes

    Don't let him lie to you! He'll tell you he doesn't have any condoms, but I know for a fact that he always keeps 3 or 4 in his purse.

    Lol. Noted. Thanks for looking out for me

    I hate that guy, he follows me in the forums because he isn't funny or clever enough by himself....Also I will only do it with a condom, by your internet history that I've now found....I can't trust you to be..."clean"

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    Yes...let the creepiness flow right through you...embrace it!
  • _MotherSuperior_
    _MotherSuperior_ Posts: 158 Member
    edited January 2017
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    I've pretty much internet stalked all the ladies that have posted to this thread, I don't think that is creepy, more just knowing my options if my girlfriend gets boring and I want to trade up.

    FYI it's amazing how well google image search works for getting your full names if you post the same picture here as your Facebook!!

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    I just took the time to read your credentials and I think I'm in love!

    So umm...do we bang now or later?

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    Yes

    Don't let him lie to you! He'll tell you he doesn't have any condoms, but I know for a fact that he always keeps 3 or 4 in his purse.

    Lol. Noted. Thanks for looking out for me

    I hate that guy, he follows me in the forums because he isn't funny or clever enough by himself....Also I will only do it with a condom, by your internet history that I've now found....I can't trust you to be..."clean"

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    All lies. Talked to the guy once online. ONCE! And now I wake up every day to find leftover bowls of poutine laying all over my house. *whispers* he's Canadian in case all the whining didn't clue you in.

    He's like a cheese curd addicted, night stalking, flamboyant ninja.

  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    pssh you don't know creepy til an mfp friend finds you IRL, stalks the *kitten* out of you without having ANY of your personal information, and then tries to kidnap you.

    true story.

    I would have succeeded too, if it wasn't for those pesky kids.
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
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    pssh you don't know creepy til an mfp friend finds you IRL, stalks the *kitten* out of you without having ANY of your personal information, and then tries to kidnap you.

    true story.

    How is Florida this time of year!?

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  • benjaminhk
    benjaminhk Posts: 353 Member
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    pssh you don't know creepy til an mfp friend finds you IRL, stalks the *kitten* out of you without having ANY of your personal information, and then tries to kidnap you.

    true story.

    This post requires more information. :o
  • thedcubed1
    thedcubed1 Posts: 7,209 Member
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    I've pretty much internet stalked all the ladies that have posted to this thread, I don't think that is creepy, more just knowing my options if my girlfriend gets boring and I want to trade up.

    FYI it's amazing how well google image search works for getting your full names if you post the same picture here as your Facebook!!

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    I just took the time to read your credentials and I think I'm in love!

    So umm...do we bang now or later?

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    Yes

    Don't let him lie to you! He'll tell you he doesn't have any condoms, but I know for a fact that he always keeps 3 or 4 in his purse.

    Lol. Noted. Thanks for looking out for me

    I hate that guy, he follows me in the forums because he isn't funny or clever enough by himself....Also I will only do it with a condom, by your internet history that I've now found....I can't trust you to be..."clean"

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    Yes...the the creepiness flow right through you...embrace it!

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    Yessssss....I can feel your creepiness....
  • 2011rocket3touring
    2011rocket3touring Posts: 1,346 Member
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    Motorsheen wrote: »
    ...believe me, I don't expect much

    and it usually delivers

    ...you must be married.
  • _dixiana_
    _dixiana_ Posts: 3,262 Member
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    Motorsheen wrote: »
    ...believe me, I don't expect much

    and it usually delivers

    ...you must be married.

    Ouch.
  • erniewebbiii
    erniewebbiii Posts: 1,174 Member
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    pssh you don't know creepy til an mfp friend finds you IRL, stalks the *kitten* out of you without having ANY of your personal information, and then tries to kidnap you.

    true story.

    Hell of a weekend.
  • MalkinMagic71
    MalkinMagic71 Posts: 1,433 Member
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    No one wants to creep on me lol
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
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    No one wants to creep on me lol

    You're a dude, no one cares about you...

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  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
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    No one wants to creep on me lol

    Make your profile pic a shirtless, 6-pack torso. You're welcome.
  • angelxsss
    angelxsss Posts: 2,402 Member
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    No one wants to creep on me lol

    I want to creep on you >:)
  • _dixiana_
    _dixiana_ Posts: 3,262 Member
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    _dracarys_ wrote: »
    No one wants to creep on me lol

    Make your profile pic a shirtless, 6-pack torso. You're welcome.

    It's true it works

    Does this work for females too? Maybe I should test it out....for science.
  • toned_thugs_n_harmony
    toned_thugs_n_harmony Posts: 1,001 Member
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    jnichel wrote: »
    pssh you don't know creepy til an mfp friend finds you IRL, stalks the *kitten* out of you without having ANY of your personal information, and then tries to kidnap you.

    true story.

    I would have succeeded too, if it wasn't for those pesky kids.

    kids?! uh oh...i think you have me confused with another one of your stalkees...
    pssh you don't know creepy til an mfp friend finds you IRL, stalks the *kitten* out of you without having ANY of your personal information, and then tries to kidnap you.

    true story.

    How is Florida this time of year!?

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    wouldn't know, but i hear prison is nice. at least my stalker seems to be enjoying it!
    benjaminhk wrote: »
    pssh you don't know creepy til an mfp friend finds you IRL, stalks the *kitten* out of you without having ANY of your personal information, and then tries to kidnap you.

    true story.

    This post requires more information. :o

    well....what information is needed?!
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
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    _dracarys_ wrote: »
    No one wants to creep on me lol

    Make your profile pic a shirtless, 6-pack torso. You're welcome.

    She likes unsolicited dick pics, just FYI, gentlemen!

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