Creepiest MFPers?!?

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jnichel

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littlemissbgiff wrote: »

LiftingLady5 wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

jnichel wrote: »

GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

Speaking of which, I just got a FR from a guy barely wearing a towel.

They're watching!

Did you accept? Well? Did ya? Huh?

*readies FR depending on answer*

I never accept friend requests

They pile up in the queue like all the men trying to see @littlemissbgiff 's kitten.

About to post a naked selfie. Let's see if the number goes up?

you should shave your mfp crush's name in your whohaw region and post it for us all to see. That wouldn't be creepy AT ALL.

I save that for my PMs. That way they all feel special.

It made me feel special.

It's only special if she can fit first, middle and last name.

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Escloflowne

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

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Escloflowne wrote: »

I've pretty much internet stalked all the ladies that have posted to this thread, I don't think that is creepy, more just knowing my options if my girlfriend gets boring and I want to trade up.

FYI it's amazing how well google image search works for getting your full names if you post the same picture here as your Facebook!!

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I just took the time to read your credentials and I think I'm in love!

So umm...do we bang now or later?

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JLAJ81

It's really difficult spelling out littlemissbgiff with a razor, anyone care to give me a hand?

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littlemissbgiff wrote: »

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Escloflowne wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

Escloflowne wrote: »

I've pretty much internet stalked all the ladies that have posted to this thread, I don't think that is creepy, more just knowing my options if my girlfriend gets boring and I want to trade up.

FYI it's amazing how well google image search works for getting your full names if you post the same picture here as your Facebook!!

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I just took the time to read your credentials and I think I'm in love!

So umm...do we bang now or later?

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Yes

Don't let him lie to you! He'll tell you he doesn't have any condoms, but I know for a fact that he always keeps 3 or 4 in his purse.

erniewebbiii

I'm going with the lady who unfriended me for using the squirrel nuts photo as my profile pic because "it's not something she'd want her kids to see." (Never mind that she was 90 percent naked in her profile pic)

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JLAJ81

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jjewell1981 wrote: »

It's really difficult spelling out littlemissbgiff with a razor, anyone care to give me a hand?

stencils and NAIR hair removal cream.....

NAIR...of course!

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Escloflowne

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

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littlemissbgiff wrote: »

Escloflowne wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

Escloflowne wrote: »

I've pretty much internet stalked all the ladies that have posted to this thread, I don't think that is creepy, more just knowing my options if my girlfriend gets boring and I want to trade up.

FYI it's amazing how well google image search works for getting your full names if you post the same picture here as your Facebook!!

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I just took the time to read your credentials and I think I'm in love!

So umm...do we bang now or later?

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Yes

Don't let him lie to you! He'll tell you he doesn't have any condoms, but I know for a fact that he always keeps 3 or 4 in his purse.

Lol. Noted. Thanks for looking out for me

I hate that guy, he follows me in the forums because he isn't funny or clever enough by himself....Also I will only do it with a condom, by your internet history that I've now found....I can't trust you to be..."clean"

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toned_thugs_n_harmony

pssh you don't know creepy til an mfp friend finds you IRL, stalks the *kitten* out of you without having ANY of your personal information, and then tries to kidnap you.

true story.

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ew_david

happilymegan wrote: »

I have the creepiest MFP catfish-ish story for you! I'm just going to have a coffee first this requires mental energy to relive!

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JLAJ81

Escloflowne wrote: »

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littlemissbgiff wrote: »

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littlemissbgiff wrote: »

Escloflowne wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

Escloflowne wrote: »

I've pretty much internet stalked all the ladies that have posted to this thread, I don't think that is creepy, more just knowing my options if my girlfriend gets boring and I want to trade up.

FYI it's amazing how well google image search works for getting your full names if you post the same picture here as your Facebook!!

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I just took the time to read your credentials and I think I'm in love!

So umm...do we bang now or later?

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Yes

Don't let him lie to you! He'll tell you he doesn't have any condoms, but I know for a fact that he always keeps 3 or 4 in his purse.

Lol. Noted. Thanks for looking out for me

I hate that guy, he follows me in the forums because he isn't funny or clever enough by himself....Also I will only do it with a condom, by your internet history that I've now found....I can't trust you to be..."clean"

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Yes...let the creepiness flow right through you...embrace it!

_MotherSuperior_

Escloflowne wrote: »

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littlemissbgiff wrote: »

GleisnerBot wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

Escloflowne wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

Escloflowne wrote: »

I've pretty much internet stalked all the ladies that have posted to this thread, I don't think that is creepy, more just knowing my options if my girlfriend gets boring and I want to trade up.

FYI it's amazing how well google image search works for getting your full names if you post the same picture here as your Facebook!!

I.C.E. Cream Official Tester
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Been in fitness for about 2 years and have studied kitty-gif-ology, nutrition and Dinosaurs

I just took the time to read your credentials and I think I'm in love!

So umm...do we bang now or later?

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Yes

Don't let him lie to you! He'll tell you he doesn't have any condoms, but I know for a fact that he always keeps 3 or 4 in his purse.

Lol. Noted. Thanks for looking out for me

I hate that guy, he follows me in the forums because he isn't funny or clever enough by himself....Also I will only do it with a condom, by your internet history that I've now found....I can't trust you to be..."clean"

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All lies. Talked to the guy once online. ONCE! And now I wake up every day to find leftover bowls of poutine laying all over my house. *whispers* he's Canadian in case all the whining didn't clue you in.

He's like a cheese curd addicted, night stalking, flamboyant ninja.

jnichel

toned_thugs_n_harmony wrote: »

pssh you don't know creepy til an mfp friend finds you IRL, stalks the *kitten* out of you without having ANY of your personal information, and then tries to kidnap you.

true story.

I would have succeeded too, if it wasn't for those pesky kids.