Creepiest MFPers?!?

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  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    jnichel wrote: »
    Speaking of which, I just got a FR from a guy barely wearing a towel.

    They're watching!

    Did you accept? Well? Did ya? Huh?

    *readies FR depending on answer*

    I never accept friend requests

    They pile up in the queue like all the men trying to see @littlemissbgiff 's kitten.

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    About to post a naked selfie. Let's see if the number goes up?

    you should shave your mfp crush's name in your whohaw region and post it for us all to see. That wouldn't be creepy AT ALL.

    I save that for my PMs. That way they all feel special.

    It made me feel special.

    It's only special if she can fit first, middle and last name.
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  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    I've pretty much internet stalked all the ladies that have posted to this thread, I don't think that is creepy, more just knowing my options if my girlfriend gets boring and I want to trade up.

    FYI it's amazing how well google image search works for getting your full names if you post the same picture here as your Facebook!!

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    I just took the time to read your credentials and I think I'm in love!

    So umm...do we bang now or later?

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  • JLAJ81
    JLAJ81 Posts: 2,477 Member
    It's really difficult spelling out littlemissbgiff with a razor, anyone care to give me a hand?
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  • _MotherSuperior_
    _MotherSuperior_ Posts: 158 Member
    I've pretty much internet stalked all the ladies that have posted to this thread, I don't think that is creepy, more just knowing my options if my girlfriend gets boring and I want to trade up.

    FYI it's amazing how well google image search works for getting your full names if you post the same picture here as your Facebook!!

    I.C.E. Cream Official Tester
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    Been in fitness for about 2 years and have studied kitty-gif-ology, nutrition and Dinosaurs

    I just took the time to read your credentials and I think I'm in love!

    So umm...do we bang now or later?

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    Yes

    Don't let him lie to you! He'll tell you he doesn't have any condoms, but I know for a fact that he always keeps 3 or 4 in his purse.
  • erniewebbiii
    erniewebbiii Posts: 1,174 Member
    I'm going with the lady who unfriended me for using the squirrel nuts photo as my profile pic because "it's not something she'd want her kids to see." (Never mind that she was 90 percent naked in her profile pic)
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  • JLAJ81
    JLAJ81 Posts: 2,477 Member
    It's really difficult spelling out littlemissbgiff with a razor, anyone care to give me a hand?

    stencils and NAIR hair removal cream.....

    NAIR...of course!
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  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    I've pretty much internet stalked all the ladies that have posted to this thread, I don't think that is creepy, more just knowing my options if my girlfriend gets boring and I want to trade up.

    FYI it's amazing how well google image search works for getting your full names if you post the same picture here as your Facebook!!

    I.C.E. Cream Official Tester
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    Been in fitness for about 2 years and have studied kitty-gif-ology, nutrition and Dinosaurs

    I just took the time to read your credentials and I think I'm in love!

    So umm...do we bang now or later?

    I.C.E. Cream Official Tester
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    Yes

    Don't let him lie to you! He'll tell you he doesn't have any condoms, but I know for a fact that he always keeps 3 or 4 in his purse.

    Lol. Noted. Thanks for looking out for me

    I hate that guy, he follows me in the forums because he isn't funny or clever enough by himself....Also I will only do it with a condom, by your internet history that I've now found....I can't trust you to be..."clean"

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  • JLAJ81
    JLAJ81 Posts: 2,477 Member
    edited January 2017
    I've pretty much internet stalked all the ladies that have posted to this thread, I don't think that is creepy, more just knowing my options if my girlfriend gets boring and I want to trade up.

    FYI it's amazing how well google image search works for getting your full names if you post the same picture here as your Facebook!!

    I.C.E. Cream Official Tester
    IKEA Professional Put Together-er
    Kickboxing Class Attender
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    Been in fitness for about 2 years and have studied kitty-gif-ology, nutrition and Dinosaurs

    I just took the time to read your credentials and I think I'm in love!

    So umm...do we bang now or later?

    I.C.E. Cream Official Tester
    IKEA Professional Put Together-er
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    Been in fitness for about 2 years and have studied kitty-gif-ology, nutrition and Dinosaurs

    Yes

    Don't let him lie to you! He'll tell you he doesn't have any condoms, but I know for a fact that he always keeps 3 or 4 in his purse.

    Lol. Noted. Thanks for looking out for me

    I hate that guy, he follows me in the forums because he isn't funny or clever enough by himself....Also I will only do it with a condom, by your internet history that I've now found....I can't trust you to be..."clean"

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    Yes...let the creepiness flow right through you...embrace it!
  • _MotherSuperior_
    _MotherSuperior_ Posts: 158 Member
    edited January 2017
    I've pretty much internet stalked all the ladies that have posted to this thread, I don't think that is creepy, more just knowing my options if my girlfriend gets boring and I want to trade up.

    FYI it's amazing how well google image search works for getting your full names if you post the same picture here as your Facebook!!

    I.C.E. Cream Official Tester
    IKEA Professional Put Together-er
    Kickboxing Class Attender
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    Been in fitness for about 2 years and have studied kitty-gif-ology, nutrition and Dinosaurs

    I just took the time to read your credentials and I think I'm in love!

    So umm...do we bang now or later?

    I.C.E. Cream Official Tester
    IKEA Professional Put Together-er
    Kickboxing Class Attender
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    Been in fitness for about 2 years and have studied kitty-gif-ology, nutrition and Dinosaurs

    Yes

    Don't let him lie to you! He'll tell you he doesn't have any condoms, but I know for a fact that he always keeps 3 or 4 in his purse.

    Lol. Noted. Thanks for looking out for me

    I hate that guy, he follows me in the forums because he isn't funny or clever enough by himself....Also I will only do it with a condom, by your internet history that I've now found....I can't trust you to be..."clean"

    I.C.E. Cream Official Tester
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    All lies. Talked to the guy once online. ONCE! And now I wake up every day to find leftover bowls of poutine laying all over my house. *whispers* he's Canadian in case all the whining didn't clue you in.

    He's like a cheese curd addicted, night stalking, flamboyant ninja.

  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    pssh you don't know creepy til an mfp friend finds you IRL, stalks the *kitten* out of you without having ANY of your personal information, and then tries to kidnap you.

    true story.

    I would have succeeded too, if it wasn't for those pesky kids.
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