BedsideTableKangaroo Member

also raised in small town texas, now in austin area.

find a nearby yoga and/or meditation retreat. or if you have the cash, find one abroad.

please go so you can boo and throw things at the aggies.

dark chocolate

not in my case, bro. wouldn't be helpful to bring reality into the frame.

you missed the opportunity to pull the ol' eiffel tower

unpossible, bro.

but this thread ain't for dudes.

i think i just told my most recent bro story in confessions, brah

yeah, check out ladipoet's link, lot's of good info. first read through the pinned posts there.

i hope you win it

knowing where your mind sometimes goes on these threads, i'm frightened yet intrigued by directions that don't point to southpark/jennifer lopez.

i need more taco flavored kisses in my life.

i've "stepped" on one with my knee, while crawling around the floor looking for that perfect piece for my spaceship. yeah, i'm the generic spaceship guy from the lego movie.

what will the word be when it's a lego instead of a car?

all this oral fixation talk has given me the vapors

too much coconut oil in his bulletproof coffee.

give it a couple hours, that opinion will change.

what have i stumbled upon?

yeah, you have to jump on that opportunity.

i'm addicted, but only have one. i need more.

what about snickering under breath?

wait...i though all the doctors took questions in mfp chit chat?

i'm still 44.

it's easier to answer what wouldn't get me in that creeper's van

damnit, i was hoping you could tell me.

i can relate, believe me. when my phone is acting all *kitten*, i can manually add umph. holding my phone in my hand with arm extended to the side, i swing my arm around in a circular motion like a windmill, all fast-like. after 20 or so rotations, i quickly hit "post" and the extra umph sends the message on its way.…

get those electrolytes up.

you didn't mention you're married to captain obvious.

it does have some keto threads there. maybe it's changed (i haven't checked in awhile), but the keto group below didn't seem to be as active. but with the increase of keto people in the forums, maybe it's picked up. community.myfitnesspal.com/en/group/1143-keto