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I really wish I could just have what I want already 🤷‍♀️

I've always been a believer that pizza is like sex. When it's good, it's good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.

Sparky

Nuh uh, because you unfriended me 😂

Your suspenders match your hat 😋

"Catherine with a C or a K?" Dolla dolla billssss

My most recent addition!

*Swoooon* Our hero

Finally, a selfie thread that I can just put a filter on instead of actually having to put effort into my appearance. 😅 Cause let's be real, I haven't left bed yet.

Curled up by the Christmas tree!

I work shiftwork, so I work a lot of holidays and weekends. I've gotten used to it, but it's still a little lonely sometimes. At the same time, it can be nice to not deal with the stress of the holidays? Maybe I just tell myself that so I don't feel like I miss out. Haha.

My personal red flags: I overthink certain things. If I think I possibly said something to offend you, or made a mistake, it is probably keeping me awake at 3am six months later. I'm a walking contradiction. Ridiculously laid back but anxious at the same time. A super extroverted introvert. It makes it hard to function…

I guess you're right. It's just more of a mental thing for me, thinking about how germy and sweaty people's hands are after the gym and how the gym is a hotspot for staph infections. I'm a nurse so it's probably just from years of having hand washing and changing clothes before going in public drilled into my head.

I mean, you're not wrong. I didn't claim to have it well thought out. Somebody write this man down for 5% of my winnings.

Currently drooling over Son's of Anarchy.

To be brutally honest, first I would buy a set of fake boobs.

There is a grocery store in the same building as my gym and I hate seeing people touching fruit and things after the gym, when I know they didn't wash their damn hands.

What am I doing? :/

Time to get the ole eyebrows done 😅

Whiskey or cinnamon... maybe both

Nice

What about dragons?

Well now I gotta know what your secret is

The perfect party trick. Very useful, but I don't think you're supposed to brag about taking someone new home every night.

Right in the feels. :(

Watermelon Jolly Ranchers

I may be completely clueless, but I don't think I do either. Except from 70 year old men.

Thick. I like broad chested men. Big arms.

Brunettes with thick thighs

I'm guessing nice!