If I had a dollar for every time someone said.....

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  • CttyMoar
    CttyMoar Posts: 64 Member
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    "Catherine with a C or a K?" Dolla dolla billssss
  • The_Devil_In_Miss_Jones_
    The_Devil_In_Miss_Jones_ Posts: 2,069 Member
    edited January 2019
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    Did your tattoos hurt?

    No, not at all, they tickled
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,799 Member
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    "Are you on something?"

    Yeah. Chamomile tea, bro.
  • ryando
    ryando Posts: 31 Member
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    Geez! Are you well hung!
  • wanderingarcher
    wanderingarcher Posts: 694 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    If I had a dollar for every time a girl found me unattractive.
    They eventually wouldn't.
    Your memes tho. 😍
  • wanderingarcher
    wanderingarcher Posts: 694 Member
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    JimDew wrote: »
    For every time someone said ‘I wish I could workout as much as you’ or ‘I wish I had your will power’.

    I used to not work out. I used to not have will power.

    You’re not born with it, dammit. You have to build it
    And you’re so faithful at it!
  • wanderingarcher
    wanderingarcher Posts: 694 Member
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    If I had a dollar for every time someone said, “mom!”...
    I’d be richer than all y’all.
  • InsertFunnyUsernameHere
    InsertFunnyUsernameHere Posts: 271 Member
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    TexmexDarcy wrote: »
    If I had a dollar for every time someone said they like liked pineapple on their pizza I'd be broke😂

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  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
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    If I had a dollar for every time I heard “things will get better.” I guess I’d be rich and some things probably would get better.

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