If I had a dollar for every time someone said.....

MrSunshinez

"You're gay?"

neugebauer52

"If I would be you".... (if you are that bloody clever, why don't you do it yourself?")

kam26001

"Can I offer you a breath mint? Please."

ParadigmShift82

“I’m coming”...

I would have some dollars on hand

newmeadow

What?

RLWatson70

Do you wear colored contacts?

nooshi713

bojack5 wrote: »

nooshi713 wrote: »

Assumed I am Latina.

Nope. No Latin blood.

What?! You poor girl!

Not poor. I am what I am. The fact that I was woo'd proves woo is a good thing.

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Taz6o5

"Can I borrow money " Do I look like a ATM

iMago

"I JUST THINK IT'S FUNNY HOW..."

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CttyMoar

"Catherine with a C or a K?" Dolla dolla billssss

The_Devil_In_Miss_Jones_

Did your tattoos hurt?

No, not at all, they tickled

kam26001

"Are you on something?"

Yeah. Chamomile tea, bro.

ryando

Geez! Are you well hung!

wanderingarcher

cee134 wrote: »

If I had a dollar for every time a girl found me unattractive.
They eventually wouldn't.

Your memes tho. 😍

wanderingarcher

JimDew wrote: »

For every time someone said ‘I wish I could workout as much as you’ or ‘I wish I had your will power’.

I used to not work out. I used to not have will power.

You’re not born with it, dammit. You have to build it

And you’re so faithful at it!

wanderingarcher

If I had a dollar for every time someone said, “mom!”...
I’d be richer than all y’all.

InsertFunnyUsernameHere

TexmexDarcy wrote: »

If I had a dollar for every time someone said they like liked pineapple on their pizza I'd be broke😂

pizzamyheart

If I had a dollar for every time I heard “things will get better.” I guess I’d be rich and some things probably would get better.