If I had a dollar for every time someone said.....

kam26001

"Is that Malibu Musk?!"


:embarassed:

SirMxyzptlk

TexmexDarcy wrote: »

SirMxyzptlk wrote: »

TexmexDarcy wrote: »

If I had a dollar for every time someone said...

If I had a dollar for every time...

If I had a dollar for every time

RubyDarling

'You must be a good swimmer with your webbed toes'

(they're cute-webbed, not freaky-webbed, I promise... and yes, I am a good swimmer )

RebelRebel00

You’re mixed race? Really? You’re so pale and your eyes are green? Yeah.... I am and they are. What can I tell ya

Amaris_89

"...are you Irish?"

Taz6o5

You need to smile more . "sorry but smiling makes me feel fake"

bojack5

nooshi713 wrote: »

Assumed I am Latina.

Nope. No Latin blood.

What?! You poor girl!

_sw33tp3a_11

"Do you work here?"

Ummm No!

MrSunshinez

"You're gay?"

neugebauer52

"If I would be you".... (if you are that bloody clever, why don't you do it yourself?")

kam26001

"Can I offer you a breath mint? Please."

ParadigmShift82

“I’m coming”...

I would have some dollars on hand

newmeadow

What?

RLWatson70

Do you wear colored contacts?

nooshi713

bojack5 wrote: »

nooshi713 wrote: »

Assumed I am Latina.

Nope. No Latin blood.

What?! You poor girl!

Not poor. I am what I am. The fact that I was woo'd proves woo is a good thing.

Taz6o5

"Can I borrow money " Do I look like a ATM

iMago

"I JUST THINK IT'S FUNNY HOW..."