If I had a dollar for every time someone said.....

TexmexDarcy

If I had a dollar for every time someone said they like liked pineapple on their pizza I'd be broke😂

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amorfati601070

"Is that your best price?"


Yes it is you self entitled Muppet!

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Pour_Decisions

If I had a dollar for every time someone said......"do you know who you look like?" or "has anyone ever told you that you look like..."

SirMxyzptlk

TexmexDarcy wrote: »

If I had a dollar for every time someone said...

If I had a dollar for every time...

nooshi713

Assumed I am Latina.

Nope. No Latin blood.

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SwannySez

...you beard would look SO nice if you just trimmed it.

Listen. The whole *kitten* point of growing a beard is to NOT have to deal with your facial hair. If I have to trim this *kitten* and groom it, I might as well be *kitten* shaving!

This has nothing to do with the fact that every time I try to trim or groom the beard I *kitten* it up and end up having to shave all or most of it.

cee134

If I had a dollar for every time a girl found me unattractive.
They eventually wouldn't.

go_cubs

Assumed I’m the meanest person in the world

TexmexDarcy

SirMxyzptlk wrote: »

TexmexDarcy wrote: »

If I had a dollar for every time someone said...

If I had a dollar for every time...

If I had a dollar for every time

Den_of_Iniquity

If I had a dollar for every time I've heard "If I had a dollar" then I'd have some dollars.

cee134

If I had a dollar for every time I've heard I was bad at math, I'd have $22.78

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nut4crew

"Smile!"

LiftingSpirits

"I could care less"
@denny_mac

kindalikevelma

denny_mac wrote: »

I love you like a brother.

iMago

idk why don't you go ask one of your other *kittens*

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kam26001

"Is that Malibu Musk?!"


:embarassed:

SirMxyzptlk

TexmexDarcy wrote: »

SirMxyzptlk wrote: »

TexmexDarcy wrote: »

If I had a dollar for every time someone said...

If I had a dollar for every time...

If I had a dollar for every time

RubyDarling

'You must be a good swimmer with your webbed toes'

(they're cute-webbed, not freaky-webbed, I promise... and yes, I am a good swimmer )

RebelRebel00

You’re mixed race? Really? You’re so pale and your eyes are green? Yeah.... I am and they are. What can I tell ya

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Amaris_89

"...are you Irish?"

Taz6o5

You need to smile more . "sorry but smiling makes me feel fake"

bojack5

nooshi713 wrote: »

Assumed I am Latina.

Nope. No Latin blood.

What?! You poor girl!

_sw33tp3a_11

"Do you work here?"

Ummm No!