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bahahahaha ewwww imagine! LOL This morning I was wiping down the machine i was using, and I realized half way through that I was cleaning the wrong machine and all my stuff was on the machine next to it LOL I felt pretty dumb.

Once my father-in-law was trying to say "bluetooth wireless headphones" but he called them "toothless headphones".. I still cry of laughter when I think about it :lol:

bahahahahahhaha oh my gosh... at least they were the best! haha!

Hey.. hash cakes is better than cake browns! :D

These stories are reminding me of the 60,000 times I've been talking on the phone and suddenly realizing I can't find my phone and telling the person on the phone that I think I lost my phone :(

Hahaha! that is too funny! This reminds me of when my best friend went to the doctor and the doctor walked toward her with his arms up adjusting his sleeves/getting ready to check her ears but she thought he was reaching out for a hug, so she put her arms out too. She said she immediately realized what was happening and is…

OMFG I would die if I ever called someone mom! I've accidentally called my female co-worker 'babe' before, but we're close so we just laughed it off..

I wish she could do my make up :)

I think the miracle you're talking about is called a keratin straightening treatment! it's basically a perm but to straighten, not curl. I've done it twice and loved it, it actually permanently straightened my wild hair for a good 4 months, but I had kids and feel guilty spending $150 on that now days.

She likes sunny days

Do you spend your summers with boys, by chance? I hear they've been sharing their opinions without people asking for them.. Careful.

they didn't SS... so they may GM..

Stay saved and do God's mission!

no, but it does take me close to an hour to grow a patchy beard..

do you log it tho?

as a girrrrrl... I personally like it when guys hold a cold beer but only when they're on their way from the bar to hand it to me.

spinelli

I really like the St. Moriz mousse from ulta (obviously a st. tropez knock off). I can put it on the night before and workout then next morning and it doesn't drip. and you only have to put it on weekly-biweekly, so that's nice. as for the hair, i have the same issue and i found that the Revlon one step hair dryer really…

not exactly unhappy, but I know that if I could just get my ish together and quit playin around, it could be exactly how i want it. i'm so close, yet so far cause donuts.

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cream cheese

FAMOUS country music singer

Sumo Squats lying leg curls (hams) seated leg curls (quads) banded hip thrusts with dreaded pause dumbbell walking lunges (well.. only half of them cause I don't like em lol) kneeling kickbacks

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wow. You just described me to the T! It can be a bit frustrating when ALL i think about is food, healthy and unhealthy. It's an obsession :(

It's nice to know I'm not the only one going through this. After 5 months of being 100% spot on with meals and workouts, it seems like I've lost almost all motivation. I got a cold about 2 weeks ago so I was laying off the gym for a bit until I got better, then before I knew it was eating like s**t and didn't even want to…

but why are the bananas about to bone tho...