frankzee1 Member

I better clean my glasses. I thought this comment said something else.

Well, it does if you're taking Alli. :/

Worst haiku ever.

She's fallen, and can't get up. :/

Look both ways before crossing the street. Just kidding. Eat at a deficit. Move more.

you might want to start your own thread with all these questions, instead of taking over someone else's. Just a suggestion.

I slipped on some ice this morning and slid 20 feet down my driveway. Does that count?

I have a solution. just make sure all your bridesmaids are fat. Standing next to them, you'll look thin as a rail. And no crash dieting required. <3

Is this a response to last week's "body system clogged" thread?

just wear a cheery colorful hat. It will draw attention away from the lines on your face.

I don't know, but I was washing out my toaster oven this morning and forgot to unplug it first. I got a dose of mental clarity that the ketoids are always talking about.

Please, get some professional help.

I'll join you. I'm all for taking candy away from babies. Annoying little brats. They should all be gluten-free keto vegans anyway.

I might try it next week, but this week I'm doing the boiled egg diet.

I don't think the OP is going to listen to anyone about the fact that his calories are too low based on his weight. He lost 27 lbs in 2 months, and he actually seemed disappointed with that. Better to just let him do what he wants to do.

I had some pure pizza last night. No eyes. Just pepperoni.

I used to have cheat days when my wife was working out of town. Now I'm paying big time alimony. :/

You mean like this? Well, that can't be right.

Eat prunes. It'll give you that get up and go feeling.

My ex wife. She kept coming back to me after fooling around.

You go to jail. You go directly to jail. You do not pass go, you do not collect $200.

I have an occasional evening strumpet but it has caused no weight gain.