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We reminisced about 80s movies for hours. She still claims St Elmos Fire was the best, but I went with Breakfast Club.
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Those glasses suit her
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We'd first go to Starbucks and order LARGES, because we refused to say "ventis". Then McDonald's where we'd refuse to put "mc" in front of anything, just order a fish sandwhich or nuggets. We'd eat our nuggets and drink our large coffees in front of a fire and I'd irritate her by saying "moist" a lot.
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We've been pen pals for 37 years now.
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All the times
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With her calling me Daddy
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Hated my wood 🤷♂️
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YES IT HAS!!!! 😤😤😤 We just cannot stop arguing
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We could knock spoons
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Only during our conjugal visits. It keeps things fresh that way
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Spending 275 dollars on the claw machine desperately trying to get that Princess Peach plushie she just has to have
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A half naked mannequin named Bob, with a hard hat and tool belt
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Kept saying "sticks and stones won't hurt me", but when I showed up with the wooden paddle....
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Tied me up and sang "I Got You Babe"
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Demanded I dress as Pee Wee Herman on date nights
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Wouldn't stop singing hotel california
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Making an adult spoof movie called "Shirtless in Seattle"...or was in "Pantsless in the Saddle"? I forget.
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Only one Golden Girl, Betty White, whom she's holding hostage. So far her only ransom demand is Lululemon gift card
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Is that a mouse in your trashcan or you just happy to see me?
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Just in the dark recesses of my unconscious mind. Usually after a low carb day for some reason.
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Inside a giant boston creme donut bed
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We were in a bar one day. He was sitting a few tables away but we struck up a conversation. Turns out, he was on Bluetooth on his phone talking to someone else, but I still treasure the memory.
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In a jello cube, fully clothed
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Once, long ago in a hash house in Istanbul. To be honest, at the time, I thought I was talking to Alexander the Great
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Psst,she's got you fooled
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She was already deflowered
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I have, indirectly (when I possessed @PaperDoll_ )
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I put a little too much color in her cheeks. So embarrassing!
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She didn't dig me
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World potato gun championship
