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We reminisced about 80s movies for hours. She still claims St Elmos Fire was the best, but I went with Breakfast Club.

Those glasses suit her

We'd first go to Starbucks and order LARGES, because we refused to say "ventis". Then McDonald's where we'd refuse to put "mc" in front of anything, just order a fish sandwhich or nuggets. We'd eat our nuggets and drink our large coffees in front of a fire and I'd irritate her by saying "moist" a lot.

We've been pen pals for 37 years now.

All the times

With her calling me Daddy

Hated my wood 🤷‍♂️

YES IT HAS!!!! 😤😤😤 We just cannot stop arguing

We could knock spoons

Only during our conjugal visits. It keeps things fresh that way

Spending 275 dollars on the claw machine desperately trying to get that Princess Peach plushie she just has to have

A half naked mannequin named Bob, with a hard hat and tool belt

Kept saying "sticks and stones won't hurt me", but when I showed up with the wooden paddle....

Tied me up and sang "I Got You Babe"

Demanded I dress as Pee Wee Herman on date nights

Wouldn't stop singing hotel california

Making an adult spoof movie called "Shirtless in Seattle"...or was in "Pantsless in the Saddle"? I forget.

Only one Golden Girl, Betty White, whom she's holding hostage. So far her only ransom demand is Lululemon gift card

Is that a mouse in your trashcan or you just happy to see me?

Just in the dark recesses of my unconscious mind. Usually after a low carb day for some reason.

Inside a giant boston creme donut bed

We were in a bar one day. He was sitting a few tables away but we struck up a conversation. Turns out, he was on Bluetooth on his phone talking to someone else, but I still treasure the memory.

In a jello cube, fully clothed

Once, long ago in a hash house in Istanbul. To be honest, at the time, I thought I was talking to Alexander the Great

Psst,she's got you fooled

She was already deflowered

I have, indirectly (when I possessed @PaperDoll_ )

I put a little too much color in her cheeks. So embarrassing!

She didn't dig me

World potato gun championship