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  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    She tattooed X’s everywhere on her body and then yelled “X marks the spot”. Like I didn’t know what I was doing. 😤
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She didn't appreciate a little schooling here and there. 🤷🏼‍♀️
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
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    She signed me up for mail order bible lessons...
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Demanded I dress as Pee Wee Herman on date nights
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Would only dress as Cher on date night.. I wanted to be Cher :(
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Tied me up and sang "I Got You Babe"
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    Oh, that hasn’t happened…. Yet 😏
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    YES IT HAS!!!! 😤😤😤

    We just cannot stop arguing
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    Callousedthoughts wrote: »
    YES IT HAS!!!! 😤😤😤

    We just cannot stop arguing

    Oh, dear.. you’re so adorable when you yell 🤗
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
    edited October 2021
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    She couldn’t (or wouldn’t) get rid of her husband for me. 😒
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    I offered to trade her a potato for a peacock but she refused. 😤
  • Ilovecereals82
    Ilovecereals82 Posts: 135 Member
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    She knows what she did……😢😭
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    He cried every time there wasn’t enough raisins in his Raisin Bran.
  • Ilovecereals82
    Ilovecereals82 Posts: 135 Member
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    Pffft so many calories in Raisin Bran!!!

    She took the cheer out of my rio’s…..
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    He demanded I only eat BootyO’s by the bucketful. My butt got so big I could no longer fit through doors.

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  • Ilovecereals82
    Ilovecereals82 Posts: 135 Member
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    She left like BARELY enough milk to even graze the cinnamon on my Cinnamon Toast Crunch!!

    Who does that??? Just finish off the milk in your bowl….don’t cereal tease me!!!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Cereal every morning meant no bacon and eggs.. 😫 I just couldn't go without bacon
  • OleTroubadour
    OleTroubadour Posts: 3,428 Member
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    Because she kept kicking me off of her friend list..
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    I saw his texts to someone else 🥺😱 heartbroken
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 17,712 Member
    edited October 2021
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    She kept going through my phone, looking at all my texts.

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