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We broke up because...
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It all started when she found out that she could get a 10% off coupon for her next order just by signing up to receive emails. She sent me back, got a full refund and got herself a cheaper mail order wife.
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Someone else purchased me. 😏0
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She went to the highest bidder 😔0
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She bought herself a new Toy 😦0
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She wanted me to dress like a baby.. complete with a diaper and rattle. I was okay with it until all she’d let me say was “Mama.”0
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She kept filling her diaper.. I ain't cleaning that 😠0
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Bridge_marie wrote: »We didn’t 😜
Truth 🤗0 -
She was still seeing her Ex 😢0
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She tattooed X’s everywhere on her body and then yelled “X marks the spot”. Like I didn’t know what I was doing. 😤0
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She didn't appreciate a little schooling here and there. 🤷🏼♀️0
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She signed me up for mail order bible lessons...0
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Demanded I dress as Pee Wee Herman on date nights0
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Would only dress as Cher on date night.. I wanted to be Cher
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Tied me up and sang "I Got You Babe"0
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Oh, that hasn’t happened…. Yet 😏0
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YES IT HAS!!!! 😤😤😤
We just cannot stop arguing0 -
Callousedthoughts wrote: »YES IT HAS!!!! 😤😤😤
We just cannot stop arguing
Oh, dear.. you’re so adorable when you yell 🤗0 -
She couldn’t (or wouldn’t) get rid of her husband for me. 😒0
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I offered to trade her a potato for a peacock but she refused. 😤0
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She knows what she did……😢😭0
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He cried every time there wasn’t enough raisins in his Raisin Bran.0
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Pffft so many calories in Raisin Bran!!!
She took the cheer out of my rio’s…..0 -
He demanded I only eat BootyO’s by the bucketful. My butt got so big I could no longer fit through doors.
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She left like BARELY enough milk to even graze the cinnamon on my Cinnamon Toast Crunch!!
Who does that??? Just finish off the milk in your bowl….don’t cereal tease me!!!0 -
Cereal every morning meant no bacon and eggs.. 😫 I just couldn't go without bacon0
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Because she kept kicking me off of her friend list..0
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I saw his texts to someone else 🥺😱 heartbroken0
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She kept going through my phone, looking at all my texts.0
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Signed us up for hot yoga and she stood me up!!!0
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He kept ignoring me
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