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We broke up because...
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technically we broke up because she refused to date me anymore - back to - not very nice lol!!!0
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He pined day and night for his ex..0
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She quit talking to me1
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »
Does this mean we're dating again?1 -
Caught him cheating on me with Jo 😤0
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Only talked to me once per year!0
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Wouldn't share his cereal0
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Gave the best coffee and heavy cream to the questioners and three-worders but made me drink instant with whitener 😑0
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Never! She obviously doesn't know me. I wouldn’t be caught dead with instant coffee. 😂0
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One night she left in a wheelchair and never came back0
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She was so dramatic! One does not require a wheelchair for an ingrown toenail!! 🙄0
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She kept kicking my walker over0
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He keeps disappearing on me ughhh
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Ahh she's to sweet to break up with
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He kept singing .. sounded like a cat duelling with a broken bagpipe 🙉
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She kept pouring water over my head every time I tried to sing
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He said I looked like a character from a doctor Seuss book0
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Wonder Woman is not made for any men0
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He put me on too high of a pedestal!0
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It was the opera singing in the shower that sounded like Bigfoot had food poisoning🙉0
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Because she doesn't like my mask😫0
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She refused to make me her crush of the day for more than 3000 days straight - I mean how long can a guy wait0
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Because she refused to travel the state with me in a sidecar attached to a sweet scooter...0
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Yeah.. that helmet she wore 🤭 I couldn't keep a straight face.0
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She said my homemade chicken strips tasted like breaded condoms. Chewy with a hint of strawberry.0
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She was always wanting to discuss odd textured condoms0
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Instead of buying balloons for all our parties he would buy… you guessed it!😝🎈🎈🎈👀1
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I found a bunch of popped Trojans hiding in a secret pocket in her handbag that required a Locksmith to open.0
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She got a habit of looking for everyone’s secrets0
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