We broke up because...
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Didn’t even know his name 🤫0
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He'd rather kiss his bicep than me 🥺0
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She was addicted to bleaching certain body parts.👀0
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She never wanted to take selfies with me0
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He selfied, naked with the neighbour
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She didn’t understand my art project with the neighbour ..(I can see why we broke up lol)1
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Did art projects with everyone but me!👩🏽🎨😕1
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She only wanted me for my art …1
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He pretended to be a baby and wanted his protein shake in a bottle! 🍼😳
I still remember his first steps🥲0 -
She continued to bottle feed her ex.. then decided breast was best. 😳1
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She kept bringing her toned booty in front of me, and kept saying this is for Ironwoman1111😂1
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She'd take her Boy Toy shopping but scoffed at the idea of me shopping at the Family Dollar. 😞0
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For our first month anniversary she got me a coffee enema kit!😲😠0
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She thinks she's a queen.. spend most days on her throne (bathroom)0
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After our 48 hours whirlwind romance, I found out he never washed his hands! And he had insisted on being “the chef of the house”🤢🚽0
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She got some germs from her ex's cooking.. she turned green and puked a lot.. I didn't want to catch it 😁0
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She kept bringing my ex in every convo!0
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He was so involved with his past exes that he never had time to use full words!0
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She left me for this guy
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She had a frog in her throat. 😳😤0
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I drunk a keg by myself 😥0
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She declared she was a Princess and that she had to kiss a frog to get her Prince .. Couldn't kiss her after that 🐸0
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She kissed beasts hoping for her prince and refused to kiss me! 😐0
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She pulled my dog’s wig off, she knows it, I know it and the wig knows it!😠0
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I found out she had a girlfriend and referred to me as her dog 😟0
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She bit me when I tried to rub her belly. ☹️0
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For my birthday she gave me fried fish body wash and a bbq hotdog scented candle.0
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She was just too dang picky to shop for and her not appreciating the mud bath I prepared was the last straw!
I shoveled a greàt amount of obviously unwanted dirt (because they had it just sitting there next to a hole in the ground) into the wheelbarrow and hauled it all the way from Shady Acres Cemetary. 🥴0 -
Because she wouldn't quit making fun of my grammatical errors...0
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He'd talk big words yet was always saying the wrong things! 😟0
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