We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She got too many other women pregnant and refused to claim them.0
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She was pregnant when we met but what she gave birth to was not human.. I was scared for my life😱. I think she's really an 👽0
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She wore a chastity belt as she was scared of being probed. 😔1
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Alien too .. she just wanted to probe me then eat me 😱0
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Someone already ate all her good parts. 😒0
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We broke up after I found a freezer full of body parts and organs 😰 all be it they were labeled very neatly and organized in alphabetical order.0
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She defrosted all my food and called the police. 😤0
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She was sent to prison, but Im waiting for her 🥰🤗
*baking a cake with file in it* 😉0 -
She went to prison for breaking her Ex out of Prison.0
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She called marriage a prison...
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She thought it was cute to schedule conjugal visits for us…15 minutes twice per year. 😩0
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it had something to do with a model of secretion1
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His talk of our Anatomy just got to be too much for me. 🤢0
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Communication issues due to my accent…0
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He only spoke Klingon, I can't
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She kept pushing me to join her in Foreign Language classes0
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Would not learn to write to me in Egyptian hieroglyphs...0
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She Kept stealing my boxing gloves0
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He promised he'd sing me some Eagles stuff and he never did...0
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She loved stuffed eagle.. I just couldn't eat that 🤣0
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no cottage cheese or eagles...was a very picky eater0
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Wouldn't stop singing hotel california0
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He didn’t appreciate my messages at 2:15am0
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I read her messages to others 😳🥺0
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Kept saying "sticks and stones won't hurt me", but when I showed up with the wooden paddle....1
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He was so barbaric with his wooden paddle. Like geez.. it’s 2021. Use a leather whip or nothing at all. 🙄1
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Hated my wood 🤷♂️1
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She preferred to use our imaginations when it came to spicing things up in the bedroom. The imaginary cuffs and whips weren’t my thing.0
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She told me CallousedThoughts was a guy but then kept calling him “she.” I got so confused.1
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She was so confused... I had to keep explaining everything to her...0
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