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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She refused to use proper words for things she found offensive and she found almost everything offensive. She sounded like she was speaking some foreign troll language with all her “edits”
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She called my Sister a Troll 😲
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Cat0703a wrote: »
    She refused to use proper words for things she found offensive and she found almost everything offensive. She sounded like she was speaking some foreign troll language with all her “edits”

    🤣 I didn't know what to call that thing in the spoiler lol.


    She had eyes only for a handsome bearded gent 😍
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Like you don’t know what that is, Jo. 🙄 I know you’ve had many, many of those in your mouth before. Which is coincidentally why we broke up. 😅
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Cat0703a wrote: »
    Like you don’t know what that is, Jo. 🙄 I know you’ve had many, many of those in your mouth before. Which is coincidentally why we broke up. 😅

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    Don't know what you're talking about 😛🤣


  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    I’m not gonna touch that one 😳

    Also the reason for why she left me 🤣
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She wouldn't touch me 😫

    🤣
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,616 Member
    Although I was a joker, I was neither a smoker nor midnight toker…
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,025 Member
    He referred to himself at the Gangster of Love. I figured he was going to do me wrong, so I moved along.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,616 Member
    Although I didn’t mind that she spoke in the 3rd person, it often led to confusion with all the other voices in my head (at least that’s what I heard them talking about)…
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Oh, we're never separating.. everrrr

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  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,025 Member
    edited September 2021
    I was afraid ... 😬
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She ran screaming from the house when I showed her my new mallet 🤔🤷‍♀️
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    She ate too much Activia yogurt and became too regular
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited September 2021
    Let's just say she had a gas problem..
    She killed Bluey our dog :(sid3e5rv4r6m.gif

  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Her singing made my hernia vibrate 🙉
  • OleTroubadour
    OleTroubadour Posts: 3,428 Member
    She enjoyed vibrating my hernia a little too much
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He was letting someone else vibrate his hernia 🤬
  • Bicepcurl
    Bicepcurl Posts: 286 Member
    She was into herniae!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He was always making me lift heavy things for him 😩
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited September 2021
    @slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Let's just say she had a gas problem..
    She killed Bluey our dog :(sid3e5rv4r6m.gif

    👀😲That was from eating your tacos, it’s your fault!🤨😝🤣

    Fab and I broke up because she hated my 20 wind chimes, she said they sounded like Satan’s symphony.
  • SweetDisturbanceTx
    SweetDisturbanceTx Posts: 164 Member
    She'd never put her phone down
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,616 Member
    One day she said to me:
    “That’s neither here nor there”
    Apparently and unfortunately for me, she was referring to me…
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She locked my phone in her safe and then blamed me when I couldn’t call 911 when she choked on her toffee apple!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    So many questions.. drove me crazy that she couldn't speak without making a question
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,616 Member
    It wasn’t that she was afraid of commitment, it’s just that she preferred not to commit to me…
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    It wasn’t so much that we broke up…he had me committed. 😑
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,616 Member
    I was unable to meet her mental, spiritual and physical needs…
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    Such a perfectionist...ran off to a monastery while aspiring to meet my spiritual needs! :'(
  • Bicepcurl
    Bicepcurl Posts: 286 Member
    She always kept talking about her bf from the past ..

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