We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She served ketchup as a vegetable0
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All she wanted what to see my big umm.. oh nvmcake!!
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Showed his big thingamajig to everyone 😒0
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She refused to use proper words for things she found offensive and she found almost everything offensive. She sounded like she was speaking some foreign troll language with all her “edits”0
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She called my Sister a Troll 😲0
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She refused to use proper words for things she found offensive and she found almost everything offensive. She sounded like she was speaking some foreign troll language with all her “edits”
🤣 I didn't know what to call that thing in the spoiler lol.
She had eyes only for a handsome bearded gent 😍1 -
Like you don’t know what that is, Jo. 🙄 I know you’ve had many, many of those in your mouth before. Which is coincidentally why we broke up. 😅3
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I’m not gonna touch that one 😳
Also the reason for why she left me 🤣1 -
She wouldn't touch me 😫
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Although I was a joker, I was neither a smoker nor midnight toker…2
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He referred to himself at the Gangster of Love. I figured he was going to do me wrong, so I moved along.0
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Although I didn’t mind that she spoke in the 3rd person, it often led to confusion with all the other voices in my head (at least that’s what I heard them talking about)…0
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Oh, we're never separating.. everrrr
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I was afraid ... 😬1
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She ran screaming from the house when I showed her my new mallet 🤔🤷♀️0
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She ate too much Activia yogurt and became too regular0
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Let's just say she had a gas problem..
She killed Bluey our dog
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Her singing made my hernia vibrate 🙉0
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She enjoyed vibrating my hernia a little too much0
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