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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She let the dog lick her and I couldn't0
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Caught him licking the dog 😮1
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Haha.. stole the happy giraffe's lollipop 🍭 😢0
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He stole @Paperdoll_ s lolli. Don't you know where she's been man? Get that out of your mouth immediately!0
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Too many cameras up at his place0
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She keeping all the video recording of said cameras..0
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Caught him watching Porn with @PaperDoll_ 😲0
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I was easily distracted, particularly whenever…wait, what was the question again?0
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He proposed to me with the 6 carats candy ring pop solitaire, even though he knew I wanted the princess cut, chunky Be Mine candy ring😒
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She was unimpressed with my attempts to serenade her…0
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His serenading sounded like a dying cat. It brought back painful memories of my Fluffy passing 🥺1
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She always called me Fluffy and wanted me to purr. 🤨0
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She liked fluffy chests and underarms. 😬0
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She wouldn’t let me verify the fluffiness of her chest. 😒0
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I didn’t. I am with her forever. 🥰0
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She loved herself more than me 🥺0
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She likes talking to herself 😒0
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He was always too slow 😄0
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She always got straight to it and before I knew what was happening, she was snoring 😜0
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She didn't like the way I'd always read Victorian English literature to her at night:/0
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She worked better than melatonin, but it was too much. She gave me sleep poisoning!😴1
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Although she completely understood me being socially distant, it was the emotional distance that annoyed her…1
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Too emotional.. cried 24/7
Boohoo, the cuffs are too tight.. bohoo Im tired I need a break.. boohoo.. such a cry baby0 -
She had a collection of twenty cats, and would sneak them in my room all day knowing I'm allergic...and then called me too emotional after an asthma attack!0
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Wanted me to change my name as she claimed even seeing it or saying it caused asthma attacks1
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I gave her a ring with a mysterie she couldn't solve0
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My parallel parking skills were not up to par…0
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All things parallel proved challenging.0
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Our shared inability to commitment and all things fleeting…0
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we broke up because we had to get out and get my own stuff done pressed the middle button0
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