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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He kept challenging me to arm wrestle. I got tired of always losing1
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She was always needing to get away but not with me 😫0
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She always talked in her sleep mumbling " But not with me" it drove me crazy! I still sometimes wonder what that meant 🤔0
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She didn't understand my nighttime ramblings...0
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Of my incessant need to end all my sentences with random onomatopoeias that had nothing to do with the conversation we were having…
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It was the long distance, he insisted on being a pool noodle apart something about 6 feet blah blah 😒0
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Every time I tried to state my feelings to her she would interrupt with her unloving "Blah, blah, blah!" 😢💔0
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Too fabulous0
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He's always saying that he's much too fabulous for me 😰0
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Her words verbatim were:
“I just don’t think a long-distance, a short-distance or pretty much an any distance relationship wil work with you”…0 -
I said it before and I'll say it again.. I'll never let him leave. We're together forever. 😈0
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She tied me up to the bed…
Wait that’s no reason to break up 😂2 -
Was always coming home with robe burn, a big appetite and a silly grin on his face! 🤨0
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She was suspicious of the burn marks on my robe, and accused me of being dangerous in the kitchen...1
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Always had that bewildered look on her face and didn’t brush her hair.
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She said that I was only “rebound material”…0
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He called me my better than nuthin’0
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She complained that I never paid attention to detail. Detail was the name of our dog…
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Got all bent outta shape that third time I called him Ray!
Ray, Roy ...how the heck is one supposed to remember which? 😒0 -
She didn’t appreciate my bending and twisting. I think she was jealous of my flexibility. 🥨0
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I found out she was volunteering for Feels on Wheels0
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I would often oversleep, overeat and overdose. All in the same day…0
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I had to have him committed. Three birds.... You know?0
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I woke up and I found a tracking chip on my neck😵0
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She was always running off!0
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She bound and gagged me so I could never leave. I’m still here. I got my hands free but the knots around my feet won’t come undone. Send help 😬0
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She never came home.. ^^^ now I know why 😳0
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She said she was an artist and when I asked her to do a portrait of me this is what she gave me!
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I found out she was posing nude for some Modern Artist! 😲0
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She got pregnant after the first time, everyone knows that’s impossible!0
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