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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He was always mumbling about a third person when we're in bed. I don't roll that way and quickly "Got outta Dodge" !!
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Sometimes I’d wake up and find her hovering over me while holding a pillow. She said she was dreaming.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She was so paranoid! She once had my cookies tested for Cyanide because they tasted like almonds. 😦
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    edited November 2021
    I’m unsure but your last words to me were: “Everything has an expiration date”…
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Nope, we never did. Lies spread by our detractors 😄
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    I found out she put out an ad to get rid of me! It said, friendly female, almost fully house trained, free to a good home.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    It was false ad.. omg..
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    He started looking for romance in the classified section of the local free newspaper!! 😤
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She brought home 3 "pets" ( Sam, Chad, Neil )she found free in the papers. 😱 those are not puppies Missy 😠
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She claimed to be allergic to my certified emotional support friends. She was jealous as I really did get the best of the best. 🥰
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    *picks teeth*.. they were delicious. 😏 she left me straight after that sentence 😁
  • Onerom1
    Onerom1 Posts: 355 Member
    edited November 2021
    She was use to sleeping in 115 degree weather with blankets because she’s from Down Under. I wasn’t able to so we had to break up.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Onerom1 wrote: »
    She was use to sleeping in 115 degree weather with blankets because she’s from Down Under. I wasn’t able to so we had to break up.

    😂 sheet only for me.

    Our first day together and all he did was complain.. too many flies, its too hot, there's a snake in the kitchen .. 😂 he ran out the door and I haven't seen him since.
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Gave me flowers she stole from the cemetery, they still had a note attached that said, Farewell Bob!😠
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    Always hanging out with Bob
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,540 Member
    He got coffee for everyone but me. 😢 😭
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    She never accepted my apology :'(

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  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,540 Member
    edited November 2021
    Tigg_er wrote: »
    She never accepted my apology :'(

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    Apology (and coffee) accepted 😊
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    :):)
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,540 Member
    No reason to break up now... 😁
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    I wouldn’t agree to wear matching sweaters, only matching jeans…
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited November 2021
    For some reason he wanted to keep our relationship a secret. So, every time we went out we HAD to wear the Just Friends booty shorts!
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  • jujuking51
    jujuking51 Posts: 7 Member
    Too Serious
  • bellababy9031
    bellababy9031 Posts: 287 Member
    Bad JuJu....
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    I was not a fan of anything pumpkin spice…
  • bellababy9031
    bellababy9031 Posts: 287 Member
    Wife beater is also bad JuJu.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    edited November 2021
    She equated love with money and unfortunately for me, I was bankrupt at both…
  • bellababy9031
    bellababy9031 Posts: 287 Member
    He wanted me to go back to school to become a bankruptcy attorney.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    edited November 2021
    Although she didn’t mind when I’d undress her with my eyes, it bothered her incessantly when I would unhear her with my ears…
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He pretended to be deaf when I spoke to him 😠

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