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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He was always mumbling about a third person when we're in bed. I don't roll that way and quickly "Got outta Dodge" !!0
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Sometimes I’d wake up and find her hovering over me while holding a pillow. She said she was dreaming.0
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She was so paranoid! She once had my cookies tested for Cyanide because they tasted like almonds. 😦0
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I’m unsure but your last words to me were: “Everything has an expiration date”…0
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Nope, we never did. Lies spread by our detractors 😄0
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I found out she put out an ad to get rid of me! It said, friendly female, almost fully house trained, free to a good home.0
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It was false ad.. omg..0
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He started looking for romance in the classified section of the local free newspaper!! 😤0
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She brought home 3 "pets" ( Sam, Chad, Neil )she found free in the papers. 😱 those are not puppies Missy 😠2
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She claimed to be allergic to my certified emotional support friends. She was jealous as I really did get the best of the best. 🥰0
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*picks teeth*.. they were delicious. 😏 she left me straight after that sentence 😁1
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She was use to sleeping in 115 degree weather with blankets because she’s from Down Under. I wasn’t able to so we had to break up.0
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She was use to sleeping in 115 degree weather with blankets because she’s from Down Under. I wasn’t able to so we had to break up.
😂 sheet only for me.
Our first day together and all he did was complain.. too many flies, its too hot, there's a snake in the kitchen .. 😂 he ran out the door and I haven't seen him since.1 -
Gave me flowers she stole from the cemetery, they still had a note attached that said, Farewell Bob!😠
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Always hanging out with Bob0
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He got coffee for everyone but me. 😢 😭0
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She never accepted my apology
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No reason to break up now... 😁1
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I wouldn’t agree to wear matching sweaters, only matching jeans…0
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For some reason he wanted to keep our relationship a secret. So, every time we went out we HAD to wear the Just Friends booty shorts!
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Too Serious0
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Bad JuJu....0
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I was not a fan of anything pumpkin spice…0
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Wife beater is also bad JuJu.0
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She equated love with money and unfortunately for me, I was bankrupt at both…0
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He wanted me to go back to school to become a bankruptcy attorney.0
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Although she didn’t mind when I’d undress her with my eyes, it bothered her incessantly when I would unhear her with my ears…0
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He pretended to be deaf when I spoke to him 😠0
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