We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
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    She said she was an artist and when I asked her to do a portrait of me this is what she gave me!
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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    I found out she was posing nude for some Modern Artist! 😲
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
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    She got pregnant after the first time, everyone knows that’s impossible!
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    She got too many other women pregnant and refused to claim them.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    She was pregnant when we met but what she gave birth to was not human.. I was scared for my life😱. I think she's really an 👽
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,423 Member
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    She wore a chastity belt as she was scared of being probed. 😔
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Alien too .. she just wanted to probe me then eat me 😱
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    Someone already ate all her good parts. 😒
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    We broke up after I found a freezer full of body parts and organs 😰 all be it they were labeled very neatly and organized in alphabetical order.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
    edited October 2021
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    She defrosted all my food and called the police. 😤
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    edited October 2021
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    She was sent to prison, but Im waiting for her 🥰🤗
    *baking a cake with file in it* 😉
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She went to prison for breaking her Ex out of Prison.
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
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    She called marriage a prison... :'(
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,423 Member
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    She thought it was cute to schedule conjugal visits for us…15 minutes twice per year. 😩
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    it had something to do with a model of secretion
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    His talk of our Anatomy just got to be too much for me. 🤢
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    Communication issues due to my accent…
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    He only spoke Klingon, I can't :(
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She kept pushing me to join her in Foreign Language classes
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    edited October 2021
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    Would not learn to write to me in Egyptian hieroglyphs...

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