will_it_go_round_in_circles Member

how did you feel about Old Yeller?

you're going to clobber it with mayo too aren't you?

This can not be any good.

Stop trying to pimp me out. Please.

There was nothing to lift, so home he went.

Great! I could get another season out of some socks with just a stitch or two. Also, I was just plain advancing, her fault for being there.

oh her? I have a list...

but it's like a parfait

it's the jeans what are lying. Go get yourself some new ones and show em off

Just lose the pants

Go on...

did it come from behind the velvet curtain in the back of the Texaco on exit 158?

Oh, it's yesterday. Again. For the eleventeenth day in a row.

Nachos

I kinda want to be old and alone. One day, I'm not sure which, I'm just going to give my last *kitten* to give and let it all go. No one wants to see, hear, or smell all of that. Besides, if they aren't around because they're busy with their own kids, careers, productivity etc..., I'll take it as a job well done and just…

Dude came out to my house and did this. I bought him a 12 pack and a Styrofoam cooler.

Oh. That explains a lot for me.

but it's (partly) why we friends!

TF I did to you?

2 spots right of you in the rotation, holding up the line.

Excuse me, are those Bugle Boy Jeans that you're wearing?

why is a breakfast taco rolled up like a burrito?

Thanks man!

We'd never work because frankly I don't know how to do this and am to stubborn to learn it now

Wow went waaaaaay back in the archives for this one huh? Thank you!!

Ouchie :'(

HYYY I hope you wreck it just bad enough to scare you for the rest of your life. Also so that the insurance will total it out if they find it.

Wondering if anyone else sings Bob Dylan to themselves everytime there's a hurricane update.

Honestly I don't know what he meant. I do know whatever he says to that will be funny af. 😁