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What's YOUR weakness when it comes to the opposite gender?

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  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member Posts: 250,210 Member Member Posts: 250,210 Member
    Big hands, big smile and a twinkle in his eyes.
  • Mr_Healthy_HabitsMr_Healthy_Habits Member Posts: 11,860 Member Member Posts: 11,860 Member
    When he works a steady job, pays the bills, maintains his vehicle, takes care of his tools, calls his mother, exercises regularly, eats healthfully, reads books, is nice to animals, has some creative pursuits, returns his library books, is nice to his family.

    Crap, 11 outta 12!!!

    8 more than me brother... 😬

    Well, I mean, they’re not dealbreakers...

    I may be able to pull this off like every several full eclipses 🤷🏽‍♂️
  • Mr_Healthy_HabitsMr_Healthy_Habits Member Posts: 11,860 Member Member Posts: 11,860 Member
    Unicorns 🥰
  • GymGoddessGoalsGymGoddessGoals Member Posts: 1,472 Member Member Posts: 1,472 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    a witty response image

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  • MaltedTeaMaltedTea Member, Premium Posts: 3,375 Member Member, Premium Posts: 3,375 Member
    Unicorns 🥰

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    Interesting, cuz I thought he meant this kind of unicorn...

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  • Mr_Healthy_HabitsMr_Healthy_Habits Member Posts: 11,860 Member Member Posts: 11,860 Member
    Unicorns 🥰

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    I'm not even going to ask, where you found, or what you had to Google to produce this... 😂
  • Mr_Healthy_HabitsMr_Healthy_Habits Member Posts: 11,860 Member Member Posts: 11,860 Member
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    Unicorns 🥰

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    Interesting, cuz I thought he meant this kind of unicorn...

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    Probably... 🤷🏽‍♂️
  • will_it_go_round_in_circleswill_it_go_round_in_circles Member Posts: 683 Member Member Posts: 683 Member
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    Unicorns 🥰

    zzmfzp8dk9e7.jpg

    Interesting, cuz I thought he meant this kind of unicorn...

    2nzt1zk16tbb.gif

    Honestly I don't know what he meant. I do know whatever he says to that will be funny af. 😁
  • MotorsheenMotorsheen Member Posts: 18,792 Member Member Posts: 18,792 Member
    When he works a steady job, pays the bills, maintains his vehicle, takes care of his tools, calls his mother, exercises regularly, eats healthfully, reads books, is nice to animals, has some creative pursuits, returns his library books, is nice to his family.

    12 outta 12 !



    wait.


    library books? drat... return?

    tools? Ima going to need a clearer definition of 'tools'.

    these bills..... is 'paid on time' an issue ?

    by maintaining the vehicle...... siphoning fuel from my neighbor's truck counts, right?

    nice to animals? okay, yeah... except lobsters ( they don't like me either. )

    creative pursuits? I have quite the duct tape collection.

    nice to family? 'nice enough', I suppose.




    Heck, Pete Rose only hit 0.303
  • Mr_Healthy_HabitsMr_Healthy_Habits Member Posts: 11,860 Member Member Posts: 11,860 Member
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    Unicorns 🥰

    zzmfzp8dk9e7.jpg

    Interesting, cuz I thought he meant this kind of unicorn...

    2nzt1zk16tbb.gif

    Honestly I don't know what he meant. I do know whatever he says to that will be funny af. 😁

    Hey thanks Brother!

    I've seriously been to a wedding tho with these kind of people 😂... #Weirdtimes

    If I was into that kind of thing, I think I would have chosen an elephant or dolphin myself 🤷🏽‍♂️
  • happimess01happimess01 Member Posts: 6,559 Member Member Posts: 6,559 Member
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    Unicorns 🥰

    zzmfzp8dk9e7.jpg

    Interesting, cuz I thought he meant this kind of unicorn...

    2nzt1zk16tbb.gif

    wish I got this reference 🤔
  • MaltedTeaMaltedTea Member, Premium Posts: 3,375 Member Member, Premium Posts: 3,375 Member
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    Unicorns 🥰

    zzmfzp8dk9e7.jpg

    Interesting, cuz I thought he meant this kind of unicorn...

    2nzt1zk16tbb.gif

    wish I got this reference 🤔

    I giphy'ed "unicorn" and "throuple" which gave me these three.

    But, tea: the screengrab is from TLC's 90 Day Fiance, no open relationship was involved and the guy (Michael) admits to being an emotional cheater.

    Oh, and the ex now has cancer.

    Oy. It was much simpler when we just assumed one of them was a 'unicorn.' Thanks for the fake (titillating) news, Giphy.
  • Cat0703aCat0703a Member Posts: 4,327 Member Member Posts: 4,327 Member
    When he works a steady job, pays the bills, maintains his vehicle, takes care of his tools, calls his mother, exercises regularly, eats healthfully, reads books, is nice to animals, has some creative pursuits, returns his library books, is nice to his family.

    sure you aren't forgetting anything?

    and *kittens* well

    just not a cat guy

    Well, now my Friday night is ruined. 😢

  • PlentyofProtein00PlentyofProtein00 Member Posts: 1,982 Member Member Posts: 1,982 Member
    Cat0703a wrote: »
    When he works a steady job, pays the bills, maintains his vehicle, takes care of his tools, calls his mother, exercises regularly, eats healthfully, reads books, is nice to animals, has some creative pursuits, returns his library books, is nice to his family.

    sure you aren't forgetting anything?

    and *kittens* well

    just not a cat guy

    Well, now my Friday night is ruined. 😢

    Mine too 😐

    This is awful news
  • Revolu7Revolu7 Member Posts: 302 Member Member Posts: 302 Member
    When he works a steady job, pays the bills, maintains his vehicle, takes care of his tools, calls his mother, exercises regularly, eats healthfully, reads books, is nice to animals, has some creative pursuits, returns his library books, is nice to his family.

    This cant be right. I
    When he works a steady job, pays the bills, maintains his vehicle, takes care of his tools, calls his mother, exercises regularly, eats healthfully, reads books, is nice to animals, has some creative pursuits, returns his library books, is nice to his family.

    sure you aren't forgetting anything?

    and *kittens* well

    Only one thing i definitively miss.....
  • ThetwitchisbackThetwitchisback Member Posts: 462 Member Member Posts: 462 Member
    Revolu7 wrote: »
    When he works a steady job, pays the bills, maintains his vehicle, takes care of his tools, calls his mother, exercises regularly, eats healthfully, reads books, is nice to animals, has some creative pursuits, returns his library books, is nice to his family.

    This cant be right. I
    When he works a steady job, pays the bills, maintains his vehicle, takes care of his tools, calls his mother, exercises regularly, eats healthfully, reads books, is nice to animals, has some creative pursuits, returns his library books, is nice to his family.

    sure you aren't forgetting anything?

    and *kittens* well

    Only one thing i definitively miss.....

    Even with the whole floating like a butterfly, stinging like a bee thing?
  • Mr_Healthy_HabitsMr_Healthy_Habits Member Posts: 11,860 Member Member Posts: 11,860 Member
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    Unicorns 🥰

    zzmfzp8dk9e7.jpg

    Interesting, cuz I thought he meant this kind of unicorn...

    2nzt1zk16tbb.gif

    wish I got this reference 🤔

    I giphy'ed "unicorn" and "throuple" which gave me these three.

    But, tea: the screengrab is from TLC's 90 Day Fiance, no open relationship was involved and the guy (Michael) admits to being an emotional cheater.

    Oh, and the ex now has cancer.

    Oy. It was much simpler when we just assumed one of them was a 'unicorn.' Thanks for the fake (titillating) news, Giphy.

    Ok Nevermind then 😂
  • happimess01happimess01 Member Posts: 6,559 Member Member Posts: 6,559 Member
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    Unicorns 🥰

    zzmfzp8dk9e7.jpg

    Interesting, cuz I thought he meant this kind of unicorn...

    2nzt1zk16tbb.gif

    wish I got this reference 🤔

    I giphy'ed "unicorn" and "throuple" which gave me these three.

    But, tea: the screengrab is from TLC's 90 Day Fiance, no open relationship was involved and the guy (Michael) admits to being an emotional cheater.

    Oh, and the ex now has cancer.

    Oy. It was much simpler when we just assumed one of them was a 'unicorn.' Thanks for the fake (titillating) news, Giphy.

    wow! just wow
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