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I have @5ofseven blocked so I cannot see what he/she/it/they say here due to their unceasingly vicious posting of Girl Meets World gifs, but a little bird told me that they have sullied this glorious and important thread with noxious toxic noodling - and NOT the kind involving catfish! To that I can only respond in kind:

IN for the orgy.

I hope you wiped it off afterwards!

HYYY, Of frakkin’ COURSE I want to see that!

This thread has almost no information about heart attacks. 1/10

Post a gif.

Oh. Did I miss a spot? Sorry.

Personally, I preferred Larry to Hugh. Gimme Hustler’s raunch and real girls over Playboy’s unrealistic plastic Barbi sheen. Larry never pretended to be anything that he wasn’t: a low-brow smut peddler. Hugh was *kitten* from the get go.

Why would a Drive-In close?

Who I was and who I did.

I always assumed that quicksand would be more of a problem than it has thus far.

Sure. When it’s done right.

You’re being supportive and loving her and that’s HUGE! 13 is a crazy age to begin with and given where the world is right now it’s probably even crazier. Just be there for her and listen to what she says and what she doesn’t say. Maybe look into some YA LGBTQ+ lit for her? Be ready to be there for her. Kids today are a…

You will be prettified. Resistance is futile.

You misspelled taint.

Oh, don't even TRY to deny your zombie nature, Five.

The fact that there seem to be an awful lotta zombie whoooooooooore accounts popping up trying to friend me. Which one of you wrote my name on a gravestone?

Just finished binging all three seasons of Killing Eve. Prior to that binged The Mandalorian. Really enjoyed DC's Titans, Doom Patrol and cartoon Harley Quinn. HBO's The Outsider, Lovecraft Country and Watchmen. So many more, lol.

I am a drive-by friend. I disappear for weeks at a time. I show up and demand your attention and flood your in-box with explicit PMs. I like stuff randomly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1tq9E6To2E

You haven't changed. Not one bit. I find that comforting.

Let’s Dance to Joy Division!

Establish your motives for the conversation early. Don’t beat around the bush. If you don’t care enough to make nude gifs, are you even trying? If you send @CacoEther a static nude she will play connect the dots with any moles and/or birthmarks to spell out Emily Dickinson poems. Be bold!

If she doesn’t have and OnlyFans account.

It patently clear that your “GF” is actually an FSB assassin.

The key is to always take a contrarian viewpoint but send lots of PMs clarifying that you are just playing Devil’s advocate. And send lots of unsolicited nudes. Everybody loves to open a message and find a super closeup of naughty bits. Oh and report anyone who disagrees with you. What did I miss?