Uuugggghhhhhhh

I would poke you in the weenis

Not stab you in the face repeatedly with a spork :flowerforyou:

I always supply all the liquor, but more often than not guests give gifts of wine or hard liquor and that may or may not be added to the supply. If it's really top shelf, it gets hidden away just for me.

Fastest way into a woman's pants is with the following PM (works EVERY time) just saw your profile picture, you are absolutely stunning! Wow You are doing an incredible job! Keep up the good work

"Bedways is rightways now. So best we go homeways and get a bit of spatchka. Right right?"

I always knew some sign language and had a deaf girl on my swim team. After spelling for her so often, I'd ALWAYS sign the letters of everything I said. Having my hand down by my side, never realizing it until my family's incessant taunting caused me to stop, haha!

2 of my favorites which others have referred to as weird or strange are Hedwig and the Angry Inch and Teeth. Personally, I don't find em weird but I lose friends showing some of my movie collection. :bigsmile:

Holy *kitten*..... this is me far too often. Even the goo out the wee-wee.

Totally! Uncle Pete was quite handsy but I got a choco taco after.

I'd probably giggle which would lead to a chuckle which would result in inadvertent farts and queefs in the Dr's face.

Fact. Person below me is gonna die.

None yet but trying :bigsmile: I don't have a cap but the hubs doesn't want more than 3. I mostly want a boy/girl twin set and dress em up in evening wear everyday. Tiny tux and itty bitty ball gowns.

Ditto. Just got some wisdom teeth out and after each yank I'd giggle and say "cooool"

Blowing bubbles Singing 80s ballads at the top of my lungs Stopping wherever I am and just staring up into the sky Sitting upside down on a chair/couch and pretending I can walk on the ceiling (thing I did as a kid) Listening to the rain/watching a thunderstorm Walking around barefoot outside Eating deli american cheese by…

Children of Bodom - Needled 24/7 Ted Leo & the Pharmacists - Little Dawn The Walkmen - Tenley Town The Walmen - The Rat U2 - I will follow Cradle of Filth - Medusa & Hemlock Just a small taste of those that get my *kitten* in complete gear. :bigsmile:

Oh, shaddup ya prude!

Dingle berries. Don't let him lie to you, they are not his body's chocolatey morsels of love.

Is that kinda like blue waffle?

Destroying innocence. One day at a time.

Bald men. I like to raspberry beret a bald head. Just doesn't feel right with hair.

@mystique - pretty kitty, prrr

You can tell by my pic, my lips are sexy and luscious. Definitely hottest. :smooched:

Nice.

Cigarettes: the gateway drug to pizza.

I giggle every time my uncle pinches my *kitten*!

I'm just a figment of your imagination. Your very fkd up imagination.

Ok, I'll play!!!

My lil Buttercup