flirting bad?
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The smell of chloroform turns me on so much I am rendered unconscious.
That really seems like a lot of effortWe all want to flirt on here... just have to change your approach for the different girls you want to flirt with.
Agreed...How about chloroform?0 -
Fastest way into a woman's pants is with the following PM (works EVERY time)
just saw your profile picture, you are absolutely stunning! Wow
You are doing an incredible job! Keep up the good work0 -
How much can you lift?? Can you lift these nuts?0
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Cory, you look like you've been chloroformed, lol.0
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How much can you lift?? Can you lift these nuts?
with his tongue.0 -
Is that a mirror in your pants ? As I can see myself in them .. lol.. That was stolen.. once used on me .. 0
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whatever. people turned this question into something it wasn't meant to be. I can probably bench more than anyone on here can squat.
hmmm...don't think so.....don't see what that matters anyway.
Douche first comment, douche replies....way to go dude...0 -
Anybody else still waiting on that number?0
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Is this for real??0
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Anybody else still waiting on that number?
I would except whatever number he posts will be inflated by 100 pounds or so.....without a video I'm not buying it0 -
How much can you lift?? Can you lift these nuts?
with his tongue.
Technically is that a chin-up?0 -
Because it's vaguely 290-ish to receive a random PM from a random guy saying how "h-o-t" I am. Written just like that lol.
290 is CA penal code for sex offender sorry...:laugh:
Your profile said you want to look like Sarah Connor.
Are you talking about the first one who got capped?
"knock knock knock"
"Can I help you?"
"Sarah Connor?"
"Yes?"
Bang bang.
No, the Sarah Conner that stabbed the *kitten* doctor in the knee....for being a douche.:laugh:0 -
Oh... The slightly crazy, PTSD, ripped and angry Sarah....Because it's vaguely 290-ish to receive a random PM from a random guy saying how "h-o-t" I am. Written just like that lol.
290 is CA penal code for sex offender sorry...:laugh:
Your profile said you want to look like Sarah Connor.
Are you talking about the first one who got capped?
"knock knock knock"
"Can I help you?"
"Sarah Connor?"
"Yes?"
Bang bang.
No, the Sarah Conner that stabbed the *kitten* doctor in the knee....for being a douche.:laugh:
Well yee haw.
I have always had a soft spot for the crazy girls.
(and THAT, Mr. "benchpress", is how you start to flirt.)0 -
Oh... The slightly crazy, PTSD, ripped and angry Sarah....Because it's vaguely 290-ish to receive a random PM from a random guy saying how "h-o-t" I am. Written just like that lol.
290 is CA penal code for sex offender sorry...:laugh:
Your profile said you want to look like Sarah Connor.
Are you talking about the first one who got capped?
"knock knock knock"
"Can I help you?"
"Sarah Connor?"
"Yes?"
Bang bang.
No, the Sarah Conner that stabbed the *kitten* doctor in the knee....for being a douche.:laugh:
Well yee haw.
I have always had a soft spot for the crazy girls.
(and THAT, Mr. "benchpress", is how you start to flirt.)
Well played, sir. Well played.0 -
Oh... The slightly crazy, PTSD, ripped and angry Sarah....Because it's vaguely 290-ish to receive a random PM from a random guy saying how "h-o-t" I am. Written just like that lol.
290 is CA penal code for sex offender sorry...:laugh:
Your profile said you want to look like Sarah Connor.
Are you talking about the first one who got capped?
"knock knock knock"
"Can I help you?"
"Sarah Connor?"
"Yes?"
Bang bang.
No, the Sarah Conner that stabbed the *kitten* doctor in the knee....for being a douche.:laugh:
Well yee haw.
I have always had a soft spot for the crazy girls.
(and THAT, Mr. "benchpress", is how you start to flirt.)
To the OP, watch and learn...watch and learn.0 -
Have you tried PMing them pictures of your junk? Chicks here dig it man.
He's absolutely right. Pages and pages of ladies in the forum talk about it all the time :laugh:0 -
Danny?0
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Nicely done sir.... and I bet they don't let that spot stay soft for long do they...
Oh... The slightly crazy, PTSD, ripped and angry Sarah....Because it's vaguely 290-ish to receive a random PM from a random guy saying how "h-o-t" I am. Written just like that lol.
290 is CA penal code for sex offender sorry...:laugh:
Your profile said you want to look like Sarah Connor.
Are you talking about the first one who got capped?
"knock knock knock"
"Can I help you?"
"Sarah Connor?"
"Yes?"
Bang bang.
No, the Sarah Conner that stabbed the *kitten* doctor in the knee....for being a douche.:laugh:
Well yee haw.
I have always had a soft spot for the crazy girls.
(and THAT, Mr. "benchpress", is how you start to flirt.)
See what I did there... and that's how playful banter works.. :laugh:0 -
isn't there a saying that anything more than a handful is a waste?
That doesn't apply to men....only women
My best friend used to say this all the time (I am stacked and she is flat as a pancake) and I would always respond that I doubted her boyfriend would dump her if she grew to a D cup overnight.0 -
Because it's vaguely 290-ish to receive a random PM from a random guy saying how "h-o-t" I am. Written just like that lol.
290 is CA penal code for sex offender sorry...:laugh:
Your profile said you want to look like Sarah Connor.
Are you talking about the first one who got capped?
"knock knock knock"
"Can I help you?"
"Sarah Connor?"
"Yes?"
Bang bang.
No, the Sarah Conner that stabbed the *kitten* doctor in the knee....for being a douche.:laugh:
you sound like my ex girlfriend. Extremely hot and extremely dangerous in an extremely unpredictable way. Good times, good times...0 -
why is it only a handful of girls on here want to flirt?
Maybe it has to do with the whole "being here for your own fitness and well being and not to get laid" thing...
Just a thought.
I have to agree with luke on this one0 -
Have you tried PMing them pictures of your junk? Chicks here dig it man.
People actually do that?
PSSH! And you wonder why girls don't firt with you too!
Uhhh - NO!
Whaaaa??? Girls don't like that? Calling all exhibitionists -- send me your junk.
I hope my junk doesn't offend anyone...
WOW that is the biggest junk I have ever seen0 -
whenever i post something, that is when the thread tends to fizzle out and die... so i never get the opportunity to flirt/be flirted with lol0
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whatever. people turned this question into something it wasn't meant to be. I can probably bench more than anyone on here can squat.
Oh how I don't want to reply to this stuff, but this just REQUIRES it.
Without question your douchebaggery is at such a high level, that I'm pretty sure that my fat butt would be able to pull more tail than you ever could.....I feel sorry for you, because lack of action has obviously started to affect you.
SMDH
(and I'm able to say a douchebagish thing like "pulling more tail" because I'm married, so I'm obviously not trying to meet women in that manner.)=disclaimer to respectable folks.0 -
whatever. people turned this question into something it wasn't meant to be. I can probably bench more than anyone on here can squat.
Oh how I don't want to reply to this stuff, but this just REQUIRES it.
Without question your douchebaggery is at such a high level, that I'm pretty sure that my fat butt would be able to pull more tail than you ever could.....I feel sorry for you, because lack of action has obviously started to affect you.
SMDH
(and I'm able to say a douchebagish thing like "pulling more tail" because I'm married, so I'm obviously not trying to meet women in that manner.)=disclaimer to respectable folks.
*Like*0 -
You probably can't even pick up your dignity after this!!
Holy Crap, I think I just gave myself a hernia LMAO!0 -
ewwwwww0
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why is it only a handful of girls on here want to flirt?
I see what you are trying to do there.0 -
If you can't find people to flirt with here on my flirt place, I recommend you get professional help.0
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Some of us are cyborgs and only experience a limited range of emotion. It happens. Try not to take it too seriously.0
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