flirting bad?

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  • aproc
    aproc Posts: 1,033 Member
    Is this one of the bodybuilding.com lame attempts at a joke?
    From one of his responses I'm guessing so. Someone decided to branch out of the misc and find a new forum. XP
  • yourenotmine
    yourenotmine Posts: 645 Member
    'cause you're doing it wrong...
  • RainbowBrite86
    RainbowBrite86 Posts: 245 Member
    We do...just not with you

    :love: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • MeliciousGibson
    MeliciousGibson Posts: 248 Member
    whatever. people turned this question into something it wasn't meant to be. I can probably bench more than anyone on here can squat.
    The problem you are having is that you are not saying the things that these girls like.
    ALL these girls want to flirt but, you need to learn the correct words to say.
    Here, watch how much they flirt with me after THIS:
    (ahem)
    "Yo *****ezzz and hoezzzz
    I am very wealthy and I can bench 600 LBS.
    I am hung like an arabian race horse and I have the stamina of a steam engine".
    Now, let the flirting start.

    I actually own Arabian horses...and while big, not as impressive as some other breeds.

    You're gonna have to come harder than that! (pun intended)
  • BikerKevin67
    BikerKevin67 Posts: 20
    Check out the "Sausage" posts. Married, engaged and girls with BF's are pretty flirty with their replies. I'm sure they'll flirt with you and ask you for pics of your sausage. lmao.
  • Sidesteal
    Sidesteal Posts: 5,510 Member
    Me bad?

    Bachmop, Bachooey chomp, Bachooey chomp.
  • VoodooLuLu
    VoodooLuLu Posts: 636 Member
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    this
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    Ashley Madison is where it's at.
  • yelpat
    yelpat Posts: 414 Member
    Maybe you should show your face
  • angryguy77
    angryguy77 Posts: 836 Member
    Have you tried PMing them pictures of your junk? Chicks here dig it man.


    Ive had the worst luck with this one. I get the HORRIBLY badddd photos. Or creepy creeepy messages. One asking to send them a piece of my hair.....

    I'll get a better camera ok. Why do you women have to be so high maintenance?


    Thanks hon... and, can you take the gerbils out of the back ground next time?

    Ok, but I that's where I draw the line. The ferrets and midgets stay.
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    Me bad?

    Bachmop, Bachooey chomp, Bachooey chomp.


    Can't.stop.laughing.
  • kuregisto
    kuregisto Posts: 122 Member
    Have you tried PMing them pictures of your junk? Chicks here dig it man.


    Ive had the worst luck with this one. I get the HORRIBLY badddd photos. Or creepy creeepy messages. One asking to send them a piece of my hair.....
    That's a bit disturbing...

    My Fitness Predator?
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    Whaaaa??? Girls don't like that? Calling all exhibitionists -- send me your junk.

    And sent!
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    whatever. people turned this question into something it wasn't meant to be. I can probably bench more than anyone on here can squat.

    If you can squat more than anyone on this thread, I will flirt with you.

    lower body. gets no love.
  • CallieM15
    CallieM15 Posts: 910 Member
    Have you tried PMing them pictures of your junk? Chicks here dig it man.


    Ive had the worst luck with this one. I get the HORRIBLY badddd photos. Or creepy creeepy messages. One asking to send them a piece of my hair.....

    I'll get a better camera ok. Why do you women have to be so high maintenance?


    Thanks hon... and, can you take the gerbils out of the back ground next time?

    Ok, but I that's where I draw the line. The ferrets and midgets stay.

    Wait... I didnt get the one with the midgets... Who'd you send that one to?! YOU CHEATIN?!!
  • RainbowBrite86
    RainbowBrite86 Posts: 245 Member
    whatever. people turned this question into something it wasn't meant to be. I can probably bench more than anyone on here can squat.


    I probably have a bigger weiner. :)
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    Have you tried PMing them pictures of your junk? Chicks here dig it man.

    People actually do that?

    Hasn't failed me yet! :D
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    PM'ing them that they have "nice tits and *kitten*" is a douchey way to flirt. :wink:

    That wasn't me, but I can't say I disagree with the sentiment.

    That was the OP actually. There are better ways to compliment or flirt.

    Is it okay if I do? It's the sincerity that counts, right?
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    Have you tried PMing them pictures of your junk? Chicks here dig it man.


    Ive had the worst luck with this one. I get the HORRIBLY badddd photos. Or creepy creeepy messages. One asking to send them a piece of my hair.....

    I'm gonna have to turn that around for you.
  • BriskisGrl
    BriskisGrl Posts: 461
    Check out the "Sausage" posts. Married, engaged and girls with BF's are pretty flirty with their replies. I'm sure they'll flirt with you and ask you for pics of your sausage. lmao.

    We're supposed to give up sausage just because we said I do? :sad: :sad: Man, my husband is going to be severely disappointed in hearing this.
  • llahairdna
    llahairdna Posts: 502 Member
    whatever. people turned this question into something it wasn't meant to be. I can probably bench more than anyone on here can squat.

    translation: "I am gonna take my ball and go HOME"

    hahaha!! I can just see the pouty face and the foot stomping.
  • SofaKingRad
    SofaKingRad Posts: 1,592 Member
    Have you offered showing them samples of your *kitten*?
  • WestCoastPhoenix
    WestCoastPhoenix Posts: 802 Member
    I have pie ladies. Go ahead, come at me.
  • lickmybaconcakes
    lickmybaconcakes Posts: 1,063 Member
    :laugh: You have the wrong friends
  • Shannon2714
    Shannon2714 Posts: 843 Member
    ...can't...breathe...

    ...laughing...sooooo...hard....

    The responses on this post are AMAZING.

    But, I agree with the sentiment that a few others have given....you're doing it wrong!

    :laugh:
  • angryguy77
    angryguy77 Posts: 836 Member
    Have you tried PMing them pictures of your junk? Chicks here dig it man.


    Ive had the worst luck with this one. I get the HORRIBLY badddd photos. Or creepy creeepy messages. One asking to send them a piece of my hair.....

    I'll get a better camera ok. Why do you women have to be so high maintenance?


    Thanks hon... and, can you take the gerbils out of the back ground next time?

    Ok, but I that's where I draw the line. The ferrets and midgets stay.

    Wait... I didnt get the one with the midgets... Who'd you send that one to?! YOU CHEATIN?!!

    I'll make it up to you, I swear
  • Typhanee83
    Typhanee83 Posts: 309 Member
    Craigslist Casual Encounters. Dude, you'll find the flirt of your dreams.

    The parrot speaks truth.
  • Shannon2714
    Shannon2714 Posts: 843 Member
    I have pie ladies. Go ahead, come at me.


    Oh hell yeah...be there in 5! :love:
  • farfoorah
    farfoorah Posts: 168
    I was just gonna make a thread like this, I wanna see some titties too!!
  • BriskisGrl
    BriskisGrl Posts: 461
    What kinda pie?

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