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Kurt Wallander's suuuuper annoying cheery beepy ringtone is my default. Love it! The James Bond theme for my parents. My text sound is Farnsworth's "Good news, everyone!" & email is Bender's "I'm not reading that crap. Summarize it in one word!"

Loved, loved, loved it. I was, by far, the most imaginative kid in my class. The wacky tv shows my parents raised me on (Get Smart, Dark Shadows -- even the movie IT, which was my stupid mistake to sneak in & watch!) I turned into really fun playground games for our little group. I devoured books when I got bored. Made my…

When I started a new job & was waiting for my first paycheck to go out & buy some nice new business-y clothes, my coworkers offered me the clothes of someone else in the building who'd recently lost a lot of weight. The woman was still bigger than me after her weight loss & the clothes they so "kindly" gave me were size…

Sorry, not in Ohio anymore, but I'm supporting the place I got my kitty cat from!

I seem to do okay wrapping the half with the seed tightly in plastic.

Five would take 20394 years to pick out, but there's one I always start with! Eagles of Death Metal -- "Cherry Cola"

"Learning Ancient Greek? Pshhh...it's a BREEZE!" (said nobody ever except the frigging Ancient Greeks!)

When I used to babysit for my neighbors, I'd use their treadmill & read their Complete Works of William Shakespeare. It was a weird combination.

Anybody who thinks housework is never exercise, like the rude guy further up the thread, has clearly never tried to vacuum a really high-piled carpet with a crappy vacuum. It's like pushing a football player around the room repeatedly!

I grew up feeling much the same as you. My parents were constantly hounding me to get better grades & be better at things. My father came home with sweatpants for me one day & told me that from now on I'd be jogging with him because I was fat. I, by the way, have never been hugely overweight & I was also fourteen or…

1.) Madagascar 2.) Ireland! (my freckles won't be so noticeable there) 3.) The entirety of land that the Roman Empire ruled during its most powerful times (cheating? probably!)

Luckily the last time I was sick I had an exciting combo of mono & strep. I could hardly walk to the kitchen & had no appetite, so working out was pretty much an impossibility. Other times, though, I've drunk a ton of tea before attempting to do anything & kept my physical exertion at a much lower pace than I normally…

My very first car: 1991 Nissan Sentra, candy apple red. She was all deluxe model with a CD player & a tape deck so I could plug in my MP3 player or listen to an actual album. That car took no sass. I was so bummed when I had to sell her to pay for moving expenses. My newer Sentra just doesn't cut it.

I am laughing way too hard at this. Spock for the win! Thanks for sharing!!

The entire Eagles of Death Metal catalog. Maybe minus a couple of the songs without drums, but everything else is ridiculously fun, sexy rock!

Isn't it fun being nontraditional? I worked for a few years after high school & just started back to college in 2010 & then proceeded to juggle work with school until my class schedule wouldn't allow me to keep my old job anymore. I was more motivated with school when I was still working. Being unemployed has just made me…

You don't have to spend $60 to $100 on a single sports bra? Or any other bra, for that matter.

They're the only reason my ex wanted me? No, that's the absolute opposite of a perk. He was a *kitten*. Ooo, here's one! I love that I can fill out girly cut t-shirts....I look on the website & the girls modeling aren't quite so endowed, so you can't see the whole image printed on the shirt. They show up in the mail &…

My tuxedo is a little fatty face, but since I've put them on a grain free diet, he seems to have lost some of it. The Russian Blue weighs more than the vet would like, but he already doesn't get to finish his food because of the other one!

It really sounds to me like your problems are much larger than what can be handled on a website. This is a problem you REALLY need to be speaking to a trained professional about, especially because you have past issues with food.

This, 1000%! I will down whole bunches of raw spinach, but give it to me cooked & I can hardly choke down a bite. & beets, ewwwwww!

Definitely the Metallicar from Supernatural.

You are definitely not the only one! I'm a 36DDD now (flipping birth control bumped me up!) & would love to be back at a 34DD or even just a D. My back hasn't started bugging me too much yet, but it's only a matter of time.

What size are you thinking of going up to? I'm naturally DDD & man, let me tell you, it's basically impossible to find clothes that fit there & don't make my waist disappear. & there's no such thing as cute, inexpensive bras anymore once you're into those sizes.

Been there, done that. It was fine after his ex stopped flipping out on me & we established that I never, ever had to interact with his children.

My Mom turned me onto the idea of keeping a few pieces of saltwater taffy around so I can have those. They're small, but satisfying!

1% for the five bowls of cereal I eat a year. Skim is...yeah, not for me.

During my last relationship, at least once a day. Usually two or three. Now that I'm single -- ugh. I'm going crazy, to say the least.

I'd be all for that if I didn't know that my father reads it. Because EW. CREEPY.

That I always pay my debts. =P