You never hear. . . . .

GreatSetOfBrains
GreatSetOfBrains Posts: 675 Member
in Chit-Chat
Okay I want to know $h*t you never hear people say. . . for example. . .

"Dude, we should totally get sober off our *kitten* this weekend!"
"I can't wait for Monday. . ."
"I just hate paydays!"
"Keep clicking your pen, it helps me focus."
"Sure, you can smoke in my house!"




Alright guys lets have some fun with it!!
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  • tigersword
    tigersword Posts: 8,059 Member
    "Here's a sentence you'll never hear. Please stop sucking my d*** or I'm calling the police." - George Carlin
  • xraychick77
    xraychick77 Posts: 1,775 Member
    lol there are times when i say i cant wait for monday...being i work nights and rotate a two week schedule, and when its my weekend to work..ya i cant wait for monday! lol
  • GreatSetOfBrains
    GreatSetOfBrains Posts: 675 Member
    "Here's a sentence you'll never hear. Please stop sucking my d*** or I'm calling the police." - George Carlin

    You quoted George Carlin LMAO. . love that guy. . .heard his rants on suicide? look it up!
  • megannicolex33
    megannicolex33 Posts: 82
    "I can't wait until my vacation is over so I can go back to work!"
  • thelovelyLIZ
    thelovelyLIZ Posts: 1,227 Member
    Actually I say "I can't wait for Monday" a lot... but that's because it's often my only day off. Working at an equity theatre, the only day were guaranteed off is Monday, since we do shows on the weekends. So we work weekends and evenings A LOT. But often times I don't have work until noon, which is kind of awesome.
  • katiej122
    katiej122 Posts: 125 Member
    "Here's a sentence you'll never hear. Please stop sucking my d*** or I'm calling the police." - George Carlin

    You quoted George Carlin LMAO. . love that guy. . .heard his rants on suicide? look it up!

    I agree! That guy is my hero haha :)
  • Mceastes
    Mceastes Posts: 303 Member
    "I wish the kids would make more noise!" or "I love stopping for gas when I'm running late!"
  • AlixClockHeart
    AlixClockHeart Posts: 30 Member
    Actually I say "I can't wait for Monday" a lot... but that's because it's often my only day off. Working at an equity theatre, the only day were guaranteed off is Monday, since we do shows on the weekends. So we work weekends and evenings A LOT. But often times I don't have work until noon, which is kind of awesome.

    Same here during the summer. I love theatre work.
  • Lyndi4
    Lyndi4 Posts: 442 Member
    I just love sitting in this traffic! I hope it lasts a little longer!

    I wish my family would make more laundry for me! I just can't get enough! (laundry for 6 in our house. :smile: )

    I just love it when my husband leaves tools on the kitchen table. I wish he would make that his workshop. So convenient! :wink: (Love my hubs anyway, though:heart: )
  • MissFit0101
    MissFit0101 Posts: 2,382
    bump for reading later
  • ElementalEscapee
    ElementalEscapee Posts: 552 Member
    Twilight is such a great love story.

    Justin Bieber is such a sexy man.

    I'm so skinny.

    Of course you can cheat on me, why would I mind, babe?
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    "Bambi's mother had it coming."
  • tigersword
    tigersword Posts: 8,059 Member
    "Here's a sentence you'll never hear. Please stop sucking my d*** or I'm calling the police." - George Carlin

    You quoted George Carlin LMAO. . love that guy. . .heard his rants on suicide? look it up!
    Nothing tops his Save The Planet rant. "The planet is fine.... The PEOPLE are f*cked, but the planet is fine...."
  • iHEARTcardiacnurses
    iHEARTcardiacnurses Posts: 437 Member
    "I love my mother in law!"
  • kibby12
    kibby12 Posts: 32
    "Learning Ancient Greek? Pshhh...it's a BREEZE!"

    (said nobody ever except the frigging Ancient Greeks!)
  • Shock_Wave
    Shock_Wave Posts: 1,573 Member
    DUDE.................Whatever happened to white dog poop?

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  • dreamshadows
    dreamshadows Posts: 734 Member
    around here "crap the printers are working properly"
  • GreatSetOfBrains
    GreatSetOfBrains Posts: 675 Member
    "I love my mother in law!"

    Omg I DO love my mother inlaw!
  • frosty73
    frosty73 Posts: 424 Member
    My kids would always say, "Yay! We're the *first ones* at the traffic light!" whenever I'd get stuck in a red light. :wink: Talk about a different perspective!
  • ScatteredThoughts
    ScatteredThoughts Posts: 3,562 Member
    "I'm glad the kids woke me up so early this Saturday morning."
  • digitalbill
    digitalbill Posts: 1,410 Member
    HORRAY!!!!
    My AC is broken!
  • GreatSetOfBrains
    GreatSetOfBrains Posts: 675 Member
    Sure I'll hold your barf bag. (I would for my little sister, that's about it)

    I got attacked by the poodle, it was horrible!

    Chemistry? Yes please!

    Omg I need to get a paper cut again soon, I love the pain!
  • GreatSetOfBrains
    GreatSetOfBrains Posts: 675 Member
    My sister contributes. . .

    "sure I'll pay 5 dollars for water!"

    "bacon? No thanks!"

    "yay for farmville notifications!"

    "yeah your morning breath smell good!"

    "yes! I forgot my tooth brush, didn't wanna brush my teeth anyway!"
  • Shock_Wave
    Shock_Wave Posts: 1,573 Member
    I like eating fish and while chewing having to pull out 3-4 pin bones each bite. :P
  • Heidi64
    Heidi64 Posts: 211 Member
    "Bambi's mother had it coming."

    LMAO!


    The skid marks in your underwear are soooo sexy!!
  • SofaKingRad
    SofaKingRad Posts: 1,592 Member
    "Honey, can you wear something more conservative to bed?"
  • scapez
    scapez Posts: 2,018 Member
    Honey, as SOON as you're done having your way with me I am SO making you a sammich!!! :tongue:
  • JThomas61
    JThomas61 Posts: 892
    :laugh:
  • Newmammaluv
    Newmammaluv Posts: 379 Member
    Sure I'll hold your barf bag. (I would for my little sister, that's about it)

    I got attacked by the poodle, it was horrible!

    Chemistry? Yes please!

    Omg I need to get a paper cut again soon, I love the pain!

    Believe it or not my husband does route work in pest control and the ONLY dog he's ever been bitten by were standard poodles and ankle biters.... horrible little beaties!!!
  • Newmammaluv
    Newmammaluv Posts: 379 Member
    Sure, honey take your time in the bath... I LOVE staying home all day with a colicy baby.

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