You never hear. . . . .
GreatSetOfBrains
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Okay I want to know $h*t you never hear people say. . . for example. . .
"Dude, we should totally get sober off our *kitten* this weekend!"
"I can't wait for Monday. . ."
"I just hate paydays!"
"Keep clicking your pen, it helps me focus."
"Sure, you can smoke in my house!"
Alright guys lets have some fun with it!!
"Dude, we should totally get sober off our *kitten* this weekend!"
"I can't wait for Monday. . ."
"I just hate paydays!"
"Keep clicking your pen, it helps me focus."
"Sure, you can smoke in my house!"
Alright guys lets have some fun with it!!
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"Here's a sentence you'll never hear. Please stop sucking my d*** or I'm calling the police." - George Carlin0
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lol there are times when i say i cant wait for monday...being i work nights and rotate a two week schedule, and when its my weekend to work..ya i cant wait for monday! lol0
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"Here's a sentence you'll never hear. Please stop sucking my d*** or I'm calling the police." - George Carlin
You quoted George Carlin LMAO. . love that guy. . .heard his rants on suicide? look it up!0 -
"I can't wait until my vacation is over so I can go back to work!"0
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Actually I say "I can't wait for Monday" a lot... but that's because it's often my only day off. Working at an equity theatre, the only day were guaranteed off is Monday, since we do shows on the weekends. So we work weekends and evenings A LOT. But often times I don't have work until noon, which is kind of awesome.0
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"Here's a sentence you'll never hear. Please stop sucking my d*** or I'm calling the police." - George Carlin
You quoted George Carlin LMAO. . love that guy. . .heard his rants on suicide? look it up!
I agree! That guy is my hero haha0 -
"I wish the kids would make more noise!" or "I love stopping for gas when I'm running late!"0
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Actually I say "I can't wait for Monday" a lot... but that's because it's often my only day off. Working at an equity theatre, the only day were guaranteed off is Monday, since we do shows on the weekends. So we work weekends and evenings A LOT. But often times I don't have work until noon, which is kind of awesome.
Same here during the summer. I love theatre work.0 -
I just love sitting in this traffic! I hope it lasts a little longer!
I wish my family would make more laundry for me! I just can't get enough! (laundry for 6 in our house. )
I just love it when my husband leaves tools on the kitchen table. I wish he would make that his workshop. So convenient! (Love my hubs anyway, though )0 -
bump for reading later0
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Twilight is such a great love story.
Justin Bieber is such a sexy man.
I'm so skinny.
Of course you can cheat on me, why would I mind, babe?0 -
"Bambi's mother had it coming."0
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"Here's a sentence you'll never hear. Please stop sucking my d*** or I'm calling the police." - George Carlin
You quoted George Carlin LMAO. . love that guy. . .heard his rants on suicide? look it up!0 -
"I love my mother in law!"0
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"Learning Ancient Greek? Pshhh...it's a BREEZE!"
(said nobody ever except the frigging Ancient Greeks!)0 -
DUDE.................Whatever happened to white dog poop?
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"I love my mother in law!"
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My kids would always say, "Yay! We're the *first ones* at the traffic light!" whenever I'd get stuck in a red light. Talk about a different perspective!0
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"I'm glad the kids woke me up so early this Saturday morning."0
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HORRAY!!!!
My AC is broken!0 -
Sure I'll hold your barf bag. (I would for my little sister, that's about it)
I got attacked by the poodle, it was horrible!
Chemistry? Yes please!
Omg I need to get a paper cut again soon, I love the pain!0 -
My sister contributes. . .
"sure I'll pay 5 dollars for water!"
"bacon? No thanks!"
"yay for farmville notifications!"
"yeah your morning breath smell good!"
"yes! I forgot my tooth brush, didn't wanna brush my teeth anyway!"0 -
I like eating fish and while chewing having to pull out 3-4 pin bones each bite. :P0
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"Bambi's mother had it coming."
LMAO!
The skid marks in your underwear are soooo sexy!!0 -
"Honey, can you wear something more conservative to bed?"0
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Honey, as SOON as you're done having your way with me I am SO making you a sammich!!!0
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:laugh:0
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Sure I'll hold your barf bag. (I would for my little sister, that's about it)
I got attacked by the poodle, it was horrible!
Chemistry? Yes please!
Omg I need to get a paper cut again soon, I love the pain!
Believe it or not my husband does route work in pest control and the ONLY dog he's ever been bitten by were standard poodles and ankle biters.... horrible little beaties!!!0 -
Sure, honey take your time in the bath... I LOVE staying home all day with a colicy baby.0
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