darkbutterfly32

Time is on My Side - Rolling Stones It's Still Rock and Roll to Me - Billy Joel (hey, it's a great elliptical song)

You don't know what a Dutch Rudder - alright, you grab your d*ck, and then you have somebody else work your arm. Here, lemme show you. Grab my arm, I'm grabbing my d*ck, you're grabbing my arm... now work it. Work it. Work my arm. See that *kitten*? Now work it up and down. See that? It's like somebody else is jerking you…

straight tequila :happy:

dream job: author actual job: fast food :sad:

I had a guy break out pictures of a girlfriend who died a few years before. And he kept telling me how much I reminded him of her. :-/

I love the Stephanie Plum series by Janet Evanovich. The Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton is pretty good. Until book 6 anyway. I still enjoyed them, but most people were turned off by all the smut. The Southern Vampire series by Charlaine Harris is awesome. The Hunger Games trilogy was very good, even though it's…

Grandma's Bo Follow Grandma's quest to find a deodorant that works for her.

"Don't stop! Almost there! OH YES!!! 100 calories!"

Benadryl

avenged sevenfold :-)

you mean to tell me those rumors about your unusually large *kitten* are false? :-(

wanna swap STDs?

I have no gag reflex

I'm gonna grow a penis for a minute.. do you have a boat? yes? great, because I have semen.

Ian Somerhalder! I would do unmentionable things to him!

not an addiction, but definitely a turn on!

caffeine & cigarettes

I am a mother of 2 ages 11 months and almost 3. I wake up at 4 am and get to the gym at 5 while the kids are asleep, come home and get the fiancée up for work, try to nap before the kids get up, get up with the kids, make breakfast, run after them all day while trying to clean the house, get ready for work, get home at 1…