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okay, it's seduction time

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  • FloraSin
    FloraSin Posts: 188 Member
    I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

    Also, Do you believe in love at first sight? or should I walk by again?
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,340 Member
    As long as I have a face, you'll always have somewhere to sit.
  • FlyeredUp
    FlyeredUp Posts: 632 Member
    Ladies... If I told you, you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

    I have seriously never understood that one until now!!!

    *smacks forehead*
    Yeh but how many times did you fall for it? :bigsmile:
  • FlyeredUp
    FlyeredUp Posts: 632 Member
    Little girl want a blow pop?
  • Will_Lift_4_Shoes
    Will_Lift_4_Shoes Posts: 238 Member
    As long as I have a face, you'll always have somewhere to sit.

    Makes me think of the Monty Python song...sit on my face and tell me that you love me....
  • lalalalyndsey
    lalalalyndsey Posts: 565
    Little girl want a blow pop?

    Sure, is that what's in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? ;D

    Edit: I'm not sure if that was a pick-up line or a insult... meh. I tried. lol
  • mznisaelaine
    mznisaelaine Posts: 2,262 Member
    If you were a booger I'd pick you first :bigsmile:

    ETA: I plan on really using this to see if it works :laugh:
  • AActon28
    AActon28 Posts: 32
    What a coincidence! My shoulders are a little cold and you're wearing tall socks.
  • TluvK
    TluvK Posts: 733 Member
    You're a hottie mcnaughty, a stripper without a pole.
  • Jules2Be
    Jules2Be Posts: 2,238 Member
    SHHHHH no talking in the library.
  • AActon28
    AActon28 Posts: 32
    Pack your bags cuz I'm gonna take you to pound town.
  • FlyeredUp
    FlyeredUp Posts: 632 Member
    Little girl want a blow pop?

    Sure, is that what's in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? ;D

    Edit: I'm not sure if that was a pick-up line or a insult... meh. I tried. lol
    Dont worry it worked on me!:bigsmile:
  • monocot
    monocot Posts: 475 Member
    I have a Smile that Screams I wanna be Naughty, Want me to show you How I Am Naughty?

    Though the last time I got some at a bar, I walked up to the guy, acted like i was getting close to whisper into his ear and unzipped his pants.
    and whispers that I had some Fun ideas I wanted to Show him
  • jaydubbayu
    jaydubbayu Posts: 456
    I have some puppies in my van!
  • lalalalyndsey
    lalalalyndsey Posts: 565
    I have some puppies in my van!

    LMAO! Can I hop in your van for a lil ride??

    sick. this is just getting sick. hahahah
  • AActon28
    AActon28 Posts: 32
    I was told that you're passing out bubble gum and blowies and I don't see any more gum.
  • Will_Lift_4_Shoes
    Will_Lift_4_Shoes Posts: 238 Member
    Here Kitty Kitty Kitty...oh that must be your Pu**y calling me.
  • LiviLou2011
    LiviLou2011 Posts: 437 Member
    I have some puppies in my van!

    Lmao thats scary
  • lalalalyndsey
    lalalalyndsey Posts: 565
    You must be tired... cuz you've been running through my mind all night long ;)
  • giggitygoo
    giggitygoo Posts: 1,978 Member
    BEEW BEEEW BEEEW - That's the sound of the ambulance coming to take me away, cause the sight of you stopped my heart.



    Admittedly, I stole this from "Night at the Roxbury"
  • jaydubbayu
    jaydubbayu Posts: 456
    Ever since I saw you, I've been PRAYING that you're 18.
  • FlyeredUp
    FlyeredUp Posts: 632 Member
    SHHHHH no talking in the library.
    Is your name Elmo? Because I want to tickle you all over
  • jaydubbayu
    jaydubbayu Posts: 456
    SHHHHH no talking in the library.
    Is your name Elmo? Because I want to tickle you all over

    Sorry six pack... I'm married!! HAHAHAHAHAHA
  • Hockeyhugh
    Hockeyhugh Posts: 2
    #1.
    Guy- "did that hurt?"
    Girl- "Did what hurt? "
    Guy- " when you fell from heaven."
    #2.
    "So when are your parents getting out of prison for stealing the stars and putting them in your eyes?"
    #3.
    "HI my name is(insert name) I have a 6 inch tongue and I can breath through my ears. Wanna dance?"
  • darkbutterfly32
    darkbutterfly32 Posts: 18
    I'm gonna grow a penis for a minute..

    do you have a boat? yes? great, because I have semen.
  • FlyeredUp
    FlyeredUp Posts: 632 Member
    SHHHHH no talking in the library.
    Is your name Elmo? Because I want to tickle you all over

    Sorry six pack... I'm married!! HAHAHAHAHAHA
    The good ones are always taken!!
  • AActon28
    AActon28 Posts: 32
    Ever since I saw you, I've been PRAYING that you're 18.

    Why do I get the feeling that your listed on the FamilyWatchdog website and have little league world series games taped on VHS?
  • lalalalyndsey
    lalalalyndsey Posts: 565
    BEEW BEEEW BEEEW - That's the sound of the ambulance coming to take me away, cause the sight of you stopped my heart.



    Admittedly, I stole this from "Night at the Roxbury"

    HAHAHA me and my friend used to say this all the time... gosh I miss that movie ;P
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    Look into my eyes so i can glamour u
  • AActon28
    AActon28 Posts: 32
    I'm gonna grow a penis for a minute..

    do you have a boat? yes? great, because I have semen.

    Actually, both of those work.
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