okay, it's seduction time
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Apart from being hot, what else do you do for a living? :laugh:
Your profile pic should say "*kitten* More, Talk Less". Wanna practice that?
Sorry, I'll probably have a headache.
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I got a pretty mouth and I know how to use it.
I WIN! *END POST*0 -
you're so fine, you make me want to run out and get a job :flowerforyou:0
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've a knife
Now get in the van.0 -
That shirt is very becoming on you, if I were on you I'd be coming too!
Adn yes this has been said to me.0 -
Here I am !!! now what are your other 2 wishes?0
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Is your bed comfortable or are we going to sleep at my place.0
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Look at those buns....0
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A girl used this on me once..." I swallow "
Then I married her!0 -
"Nice shoes, wanna f***?"
"I know it tastes infected, but I think it's all right"0 -
Hey you,
I don' have herpes.0 -
If i flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?0
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Let's do some math ( Hope I remember this right lol) :laugh:
Add you
Subtract your clothes
Divide the legs
And let's start multiplying!!!0 -
I really like baseball, so take me home baby!0
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In spanish it's "Crees en el amor a primera vista . . . . O tengo que volver a pasar " Translation: "Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again."0
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In spanish it's "Crees en el amor a primera vista . . . . O tengo que volver a pasar " Translation: "Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again."0
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okay so i'm bored, and i want to get a good laugh, so do as i say cause i'm freakin awesome............ try to pickup the person above you with the best pickup line in your arsenal.... lets get it on.
How you doin' :bigsmile:
Was that in your Joey Tribbiani voice?
No...that was my "I have Flyers playoff tickets" voice
So it's pronounced...
how YOU doin?0 -
"There's lots of fish in the sea... but you're the only one I want to stuff and mount on my wall."0
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I seem to have lost my number... Can I have yours?0
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bats eyelashes0
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