okay, it's seduction time

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  • jaydubbayu
    jaydubbayu Posts: 456
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    @jay

    Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you. ;)

    You want french toast in the morning? Cause I was hoping that you'd stick around and make me breakfast.
  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee Posts: 4,463 Member
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    How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
  • ElizaRoche
    ElizaRoche Posts: 2,005 Member
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    @jay

    Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you. ;)

    You want french toast in the morning? Cause I was hoping that you'd stick around and make me breakfast.

    haha good comeback! :)
  • ElizaRoche
    ElizaRoche Posts: 2,005 Member
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    Hey I need your opinion...does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

    Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
  • jaydubbayu
    jaydubbayu Posts: 456
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    I have a 12 inch penis. Around. Think about it.
  • ElizaRoche
    ElizaRoche Posts: 2,005 Member
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    oh my.....
  • chnkytim42
    chnkytim42 Posts: 127 Member
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    baby i'm a six, and your d@mn sure a 9, how bout we go back to my place and put those numbers together?
  • yo_sushi
    yo_sushi Posts: 77
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    you look like a man who could use some rubber nipples.
  • kimmieey
    kimmieey Posts: 87
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    "You're prettier than that girl with the restraining order against me."

    "I like your outfit but it would look much better on my floor."

    "I'll be your Burger King if you'll be my Dairy Queen. You treat me right and you can have it your way."

    "Do you have a parachute because I'm falling for you."

    "Kiss me if I'm wrong but isn't your name Miley?"

    "Do you want to make millions? Millions of babies!"

    "Excuse me but did you fart because you're blowing me away."

    "I'm not a genie but I can make your wishes come true."



    I love having guy friends.
  • Helloitsdan
    Helloitsdan Posts: 5,564 Member
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    Kimmleey

    *Dan runs up next to KimmLeey with his phone to his ear all excited*

    "YEA I See her!!! Thanx!"

    *Hangs up the phone*

    "Yea that was cupid! He said i'd find you here!"
    ;D
  • Mamarrycos
    Mamarrycos Posts: 143 Member
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  • timothygarcia
    timothygarcia Posts: 19
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    If we were coworkers, I would sexually harrass you.
  • NocturnalGirl
    NocturnalGirl Posts: 1,762
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    Do you have a library card? Cause I'm checking you out ;)
  • JPod279
    JPod279 Posts: 722 Member
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    What time do you get off, cause I'd like to watch. ;)
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,677 Member
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    so....I don't have herpes.
  • yo_sushi
    yo_sushi Posts: 77
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    Alright love, let's not turn this rape into a murder ;)
  • jplord
    jplord Posts: 510 Member
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    Is your jumper unravelling? 'cause I'm a thread-killer.
  • Miss♥Ivi
    Miss♥Ivi Posts: 461
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    Apart from being hot, what else do you do for a living? :laugh:
  • SofaKingRad
    SofaKingRad Posts: 1,592 Member
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    Apart from being hot, what else do you do for a living? :laugh:

    Your profile pic should say "*kitten* More, Talk Less". Wanna practice that?
  • jmelyan23
    jmelyan23 Posts: 1,664 Member
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    You're so selfish! You're going to have that body for the rest of your life and I just want it for one night!

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