okay, it's seduction time

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  • antonio823
    antonio823 Posts: 298 Member
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    If I followed you home, would you keep me?
  • GO_NadZ_xO
    GO_NadZ_xO Posts: 445 Member
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    You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy. :L
  • darkbutterfly32
    darkbutterfly32 Posts: 18
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    I have no gag reflex
  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee Posts: 4,463 Member
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    I'm the chicken; you're the egg. Who comes first?
  • antonio823
    antonio823 Posts: 298 Member
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    Do you work for FedEx? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
  • darkbutterfly32
    darkbutterfly32 Posts: 18
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    wanna swap STDs?
  • GO_NadZ_xO
    GO_NadZ_xO Posts: 445 Member
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    I have no gag reflex

    That might just work, if I was male :)
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,350 Member
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    I have no gag reflex

    That might just work, if I was male :)

    Works for me!
  • darkbutterfly32
    darkbutterfly32 Posts: 18
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    I have no gag reflex

    That might just work, if I was male :)

    you mean to tell me those rumors about your unusually large *kitten* are false? :-(
  • fatboymax
    fatboymax Posts: 90
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    there is an after party and you are invited

    the party is in my pants
  • antonio823
    antonio823 Posts: 298 Member
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    They say kissing is the language of love....so how about the two of us having a conversation?
  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee Posts: 4,463 Member
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    Why don't you get down on your knees and smile like a doughnut?
  • petkova
    petkova Posts: 72
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    I can help get you to america....
    LMAO!

    ive been in Latina America for 10 days, Ive heard guys say it..and it was SAD.

    Even more SAD, a guy in a bar asked me if I am from around and I said "Europe" he said - "you keep me happy, I keep you in america" ... i couldn't help it but laugh like crazy
  • lalalalyndsey
    lalalalyndsey Posts: 565
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    Damn girl... do you work at subway? Cuz you just gave me a footlong!
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,350 Member
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    Damn girl... do you work at subway? Cuz you just gave me a footlong!

    Why does looking at you make me wanna eat a taco?
  • antonio823
    antonio823 Posts: 298 Member
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    Let me see, how do you spell your name...isn't it B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L?
  • NocturnalGirl
    NocturnalGirl Posts: 1,762
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    If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together
  • jaydubbayu
    jaydubbayu Posts: 456
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    Hi, I'm Jason. What's your name?
  • calamitydown
    calamitydown Posts: 101
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    let's get sexual.
  • lalalalyndsey
    lalalalyndsey Posts: 565
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    Damn girl... do you work at subway? Cuz you just gave me a footlong!

    Why does looking at you make me wanna eat a taco?

    OUCH! My tooth hurts! Cuz you're soooooo sweet! ;D

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