okay, it's seduction time

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  • FloraSin
    FloraSin Posts: 188 Member
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    I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

    Also, Do you believe in love at first sight? or should I walk by again?
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,350 Member
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    As long as I have a face, you'll always have somewhere to sit.
  • FlyeredUp
    FlyeredUp Posts: 663 Member
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    Ladies... If I told you, you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

    I have seriously never understood that one until now!!!

    *smacks forehead*
    Yeh but how many times did you fall for it? :bigsmile:
  • FlyeredUp
    FlyeredUp Posts: 663 Member
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    Little girl want a blow pop?
  • Will_Lift_4_Shoes
    Will_Lift_4_Shoes Posts: 238 Member
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    As long as I have a face, you'll always have somewhere to sit.

    Makes me think of the Monty Python song...sit on my face and tell me that you love me....
  • lalalalyndsey
    lalalalyndsey Posts: 565
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    Little girl want a blow pop?

    Sure, is that what's in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? ;D

    Edit: I'm not sure if that was a pick-up line or a insult... meh. I tried. lol
  • mznisaelaine
    mznisaelaine Posts: 2,262 Member
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    If you were a booger I'd pick you first :bigsmile:

    ETA: I plan on really using this to see if it works :laugh:
  • AActon28
    AActon28 Posts: 32
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    What a coincidence! My shoulders are a little cold and you're wearing tall socks.
  • TluvK
    TluvK Posts: 733 Member
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    You're a hottie mcnaughty, a stripper without a pole.
  • Jules2Be
    Jules2Be Posts: 2,267 Member
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    SHHHHH no talking in the library.
  • AActon28
    AActon28 Posts: 32
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    Pack your bags cuz I'm gonna take you to pound town.
  • FlyeredUp
    FlyeredUp Posts: 663 Member
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    Little girl want a blow pop?

    Sure, is that what's in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? ;D

    Edit: I'm not sure if that was a pick-up line or a insult... meh. I tried. lol
    Dont worry it worked on me!:bigsmile:
  • monocot
    monocot Posts: 475 Member
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    I have a Smile that Screams I wanna be Naughty, Want me to show you How I Am Naughty?

    Though the last time I got some at a bar, I walked up to the guy, acted like i was getting close to whisper into his ear and unzipped his pants.
    and whispers that I had some Fun ideas I wanted to Show him
  • jaydubbayu
    jaydubbayu Posts: 456
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    I have some puppies in my van!
  • lalalalyndsey
    lalalalyndsey Posts: 565
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    I have some puppies in my van!

    LMAO! Can I hop in your van for a lil ride??

    sick. this is just getting sick. hahahah
  • AActon28
    AActon28 Posts: 32
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    I was told that you're passing out bubble gum and blowies and I don't see any more gum.
  • Will_Lift_4_Shoes
    Will_Lift_4_Shoes Posts: 238 Member
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    Here Kitty Kitty Kitty...oh that must be your Pu**y calling me.
  • LiviLou2011
    LiviLou2011 Posts: 437 Member
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    I have some puppies in my van!

    Lmao thats scary
  • lalalalyndsey
    lalalalyndsey Posts: 565
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    You must be tired... cuz you've been running through my mind all night long ;)
  • giggitygoo
    giggitygoo Posts: 1,978 Member
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    BEEW BEEEW BEEEW - That's the sound of the ambulance coming to take me away, cause the sight of you stopped my heart.



    Admittedly, I stole this from "Night at the Roxbury"

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