okay, it's seduction time

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  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    Hey baby, you've got somthing on your butt: my eyes.
  • sofitheteacup
    sofitheteacup Posts: 396 Member
    If you can't see, you can sit on my shoulders.....backwards. (works on short girls at concerts)

    This makes me wish I was short. Or that I had some clever response that indicated that the concert would be in my bed, because I'd be so loud.
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    Hi. Youll do
  • jentarver
    jentarver Posts: 192
    Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose now take off your clothes.
  • antonio823
    antonio823 Posts: 298 Member
    You're being a bad girl, go to my room!
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
  • shaelataylor
    shaelataylor Posts: 224 Member
    Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

    There must be a keg in your pants, because I want to tap that *kitten*.

    Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

    I may not be Wilma, but I can make your bed rock.

    ...I think that's all i've got for now.
  • NancyMarie13
    NancyMarie13 Posts: 193 Member
    My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
  • jentarver
    jentarver Posts: 192
    Sex is evil; Evil is sin; Sin is forgiven; so let's begin.
  • antonio823
    antonio823 Posts: 298 Member
    Your name must be Alice because when I'm with you I'm in wonderland!
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    one of my favorites:

    Guy: My magic watch says that you don’t have on any underwear. Girl: I do Guy: Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast
  • AActon28
    AActon28 Posts: 32
    If you can't see, you can sit on my shoulders.....backwards. (works on short girls at concerts)

    This makes me wish I was short. Or that I had some clever response that indicated that the concert would be in my bed, because I'd be so loud.

    You'd have to be pretty loud cuz the concert i'm at is the Foo Fighters. They sound storm your ear castles.
  • Will_Lift_4_Shoes
    Will_Lift_4_Shoes Posts: 238 Member
    Is your name Fred Flintsone..cuz I think you can make my bed rock.
  • FlyeredUp
    FlyeredUp Posts: 632 Member
    Baby sex is like a snow storm, you never know how long its gonna last or how many inches your gonna get, And i'm a freakin blizzard!!
  • giggitygoo
    giggitygoo Posts: 1,978 Member
    *Checks your shirt tag*

    Just as I thought....made in heaven.
  • antonio823
    antonio823 Posts: 298 Member
    Heaven must be missing an angel because she's here with me;)
  • Changing__Christina
    Changing__Christina Posts: 245 Member
    I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.


    BAHAHAHAHA!!!! This is priceless!
  • NancyMarie13
    NancyMarie13 Posts: 193 Member
    Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
  • Evelyn_Gorfram
    Evelyn_Gorfram Posts: 706 Member
    Aside-- iam_thatdude. You may wanna take another pick wearing a shirt of a different color. You can't see the phone at first glance and it looks like your gesticulating an answer to the question, "How big is your d**k"? That .. or get a bigger phone.
    ROTFL (I think I've dated a few guys with iamthatdude's phone, or phones almost as big. :)

    Me, I like to channel Mae West: "Why don'cha come up and ....*see* :wink: me sometime...?"
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    Aside-- iam_thatdude. You may wanna take another pick wearing a shirt of a different color. You can't see the phone at first glance and it looks like your gesticulating an answer to the question, "How big is your d**k"? That .. or get a bigger phone.

    Hey I have a phone with a 4.6inch screen display. Oh.....skulks away (hey im part irish)
  • 12strikes
    12strikes Posts: 31 Member
    Ladies... If I told you, you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
  • hesgro2
    hesgro2 Posts: 88 Member
    If I were a enzyme I would be helicase so I could unzip your genes!

    Haha, love it!

    Some other science nerd pick ups...

    You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere.

    Baby, I’ll treat you like my homework — I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long!
  • sofitheteacup
    sofitheteacup Posts: 396 Member
    If you can't see, you can sit on my shoulders.....backwards. (works on short girls at concerts)

    This makes me wish I was short. Or that I had some clever response that indicated that the concert would be in my bed, because I'd be so loud.

    You'd have to be pretty loud cuz the concert i'm at is the Foo Fighters. They sound storm your ear castles.

    Hm.. then I guess I'd have to keep the concert going afterward. Certainly can't have you missing out on that.
    But yes, I'm loud... not that loud though.
  • Will_Lift_4_Shoes
    Will_Lift_4_Shoes Posts: 238 Member
    AAAAAHHHH...the classic...are you happy to see me or is that a banana in your pocket?
  • mustgetmuscles1
    mustgetmuscles1 Posts: 3,346 Member
    Safe word, pick one, call me.
  • antonio823
    antonio823 Posts: 298 Member
    Girl you're so breathtaking I need you to give me CPR!
  • jaydubbayu
    jaydubbayu Posts: 456
    How about some NAFTA?

    Nother Afternoon F***ing that *kitten*!
  • TluvK
    TluvK Posts: 733 Member
    Ladies... If I told you, you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

    I have seriously never understood that one until now!!!

    *smacks forehead*
  • adrian_indy
    adrian_indy Posts: 1,444 Member
    Wow..your ankles would look great on my shoulders.
  • LiviLou2011
    LiviLou2011 Posts: 437 Member
    okay so i'm bored, and i want to get a good laugh, so do as i say cause i'm freakin awesome............ try to pickup the person above you with the best pickup line in your arsenal.... lets get it on.

    How you doin' :bigsmile:


    No how you doinnnn lol

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