okay, it's seduction time

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  • NancyMarie13
    NancyMarie13 Posts: 193 Member
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    Damn, you're so hot I'm not gonna warn you about my Herpes.

    Rofl.... I'm flattered, absolutely flattered haha
  • shaelataylor
    shaelataylor Posts: 224 Member
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    Will you play army with me.. so I can blow the hell out of you?

    ...i love awful pick up lines. haha
  • cowsstealmythong
    cowsstealmythong Posts: 173 Member
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    If you were a bag of chips and I was a battery, you'd be Frito Lay and I'd be Eveready.

    That's pretty funny.

    Are your feet sore? Cause you've been running through my mind all night long.
  • Dinob661
    Dinob661 Posts: 251 Member
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    I've never used pick up lines so I'd say

    "wanna join me for a work out?" or "lets play video games"

    lol that count?

    I'm Gonna break the rules. SOLD! U got me. Lets go play Mario Brothers 3 then hit the gym! :)
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,350 Member
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    Does this rag smell like chloroform?
  • taryn_09
    taryn_09 Posts: 196 Member
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    You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
  • FlyeredUp
    FlyeredUp Posts: 663 Member
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    Will you play army with me.. so I can blow the hell out of you?

    ...i love awful pick up lines. haha
    Gulp!! i'm sold!!
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
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    Do you live on a chicken farm?cause you sure know how to raise *kitten*.
  • craigers13
    craigers13 Posts: 241 Member
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    Does this rag smell like chloroform?

    awww I was seriously just typing this!

    I've got two tickets to the gun show
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    Hi, I have Gene Simmons' Tongue and TOmmy Lee's d**k

    This would work!!!

    Abso-flogging-lutely!

    The only problem is I have Gene Simmons' d*ck and TOmmy Lee's tongue.....God plays tricks on me
  • NancyMarie13
    NancyMarie13 Posts: 193 Member
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    Excuse me sexy, what pickup line works best for you? (;
  • taryn_09
    taryn_09 Posts: 196 Member
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    im not drunk, im just intoxicated by you.
  • AlayshaJ
    AlayshaJ Posts: 703 Member
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    Hey baby, how 'bout you jump in my low rider and we can rotate these tires.
  • Laura_Suzie
    Laura_Suzie Posts: 1,288 Member
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    Is there an airport nearby?! Oh wait... that was just the sound of my heart taking off.
  • AActon28
    AActon28 Posts: 32
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    Aside-- iam_thatdude. You may wanna take another pick wearing a shirt of a different color. You can't see the phone at first glance and it looks like your gesticulating an answer to the question, "How big is your d**k"? That .. or get a bigger phone.
  • katiebythebay
    katiebythebay Posts: 611 Member
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    Hey baby, do you wanna see my library card? Because I am CHECKIN' YOU OUT!

    *everyone groans*



    ROTFLMAO......buhahahaha....
  • shaelataylor
    shaelataylor Posts: 224 Member
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    Will you play army with me.. so I can blow the hell out of you?

    ...i love awful pick up lines. haha
    Gulp!! i'm sold!!

    yes!!!! i got one! :D hahaha
  • Will_Lift_4_Shoes
    Will_Lift_4_Shoes Posts: 238 Member
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    Are you from Tennessee....cuz you are the only 10 I see...:sick:
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
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    Hey baby. You got a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
  • shaelataylor
    shaelataylor Posts: 224 Member
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    This might be my fav
    my pants are wet...can i get in yours?

    i feel so accomplished then! :P

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